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Funny Rude Poems

These Funny Rude poems are examples of Rude poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Rude Funny poems written by international poets.

The Lover's Tale
I wanted to leave the world behind,
But she said, "I want our story to be romanticized".
So I buried us alive, side by side.

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Categories: dark, funny, romantic, rude,

Premium Member Mr Dick Longly
He lived in a small village
Dick Longly was his name
He was known for miles around
An extra long willy his claim to fame

The men folk thought...

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© Deb M   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, humorous, rude,

The gal with the **** cannon
Let’s one rip a right good fart
You can smell it from here
It smells of baked beans
And mushy peas plus cabbage

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Categories: funny, rude, satire,

**** Hat
**** Hat

The American was an **** hat

A real screw ball idiot

Who didn’t care what people thought

She did this and that what she wanted

A new tattoo...

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Categories: crazy, funny, rude, satire,

Dreaming Physicians
A surgeon dreams of slicing livers.
A dentist dreams of teeth and gums.
Proctologists envision fingers
and thumbs....

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, rude,

Premium Member Holy Communion
A vicar once said to a nun
Why don’t you and me have some fun
She yawned and said, “Look,
I’ve got the good book,
So, just let me...

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Categories: rude,

Premium Member Lewd Louie
Lewd Louie came from Windy City
he went straight for the nitty gritty
	got fresh with Margo
	who told her man Beau
who kicked his a** with rhythmicity...

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Categories: rude, city, cute, funny, humorous,

Her face showed he'd come off as predal
Now it was too late to backpedal
"Stupid wins prizes,"
She shouts, "of all sizes,"
Her handprint now worn like a...

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Categories: rude, conflict, funny, giggle, humor,

Half Way Up
From your head down to your toes
I'll be kissing you all day.
But may become distracted
and only get halfway....

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Categories: rude, desire, funny love, love,

Premium Member What Fascinates Me
Please say thank you~don't be rude
Ever sit and watch people feud
Over the hills and valleys to
People say crazy things that make me come unglued
Laughing until...

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Categories: rude, blue, crazy, fun, humor,

Rice Farmers Decide To Be Rude
A knee-Imprisoning Marsh 
And Labor-Demanding Field;
Not agriculturally harsh
But planters forcing to fitness wield …

Rice farmers decide to be rude,
A hundred in an ugly mood.
“Blast Mr....

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Categories: rude, food, health, money, people,

A Rude Awakening
A woman crouched upon the floor,
retrieving something, near the door.

I walked into the busy shop, 
while talking to my mum,
I hadn't seen the woman there...

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© Jack Horne  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: rude, giggle,

Premium Member Under the No Loitering Sign
"What are you doing here?"
"I'm standing here."
"Can't you read? It says no loitering!"
"I'm not loitering, I'm standing."
"Standing is loitering!"
"Can I sit on the ground then?"

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Categories: rude, funny, humor, people, rights,

Premium Member Shopping Line
As I go through the store shopping,                                    you...

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Categories: rude, stress,

Premium Member Pay Day
I often wonder,                      ...

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Categories: computer, money, rude, sad,