Funny Rude Poems
These Funny Rude poems are examples of Rude poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Rude Funny poems written by international poets.
The Lover's Tale
dark, funny, romantic, rude,
I wanted to leave the world behind,
But she said, "I want our story to be romanticized".
So I buried us alive, side by side.
Mr Dick Longly
funny, humorous, rude,
He lived in a small village
Dick Longly was his name
He was known for miles around
An extra long willy his claim to fame
The men folk thought...
funny, rude, satire,
The gal with the **** cannon
Let’s one rip a right good fart
You can smell it from here
It smells of baked beans
And mushy peas plus cabbage
crazy, funny, rude, satire,
The American was an **** hat
A real screw ball idiot
Who didn’t care what people thought
She did this and that what she wanted
A new tattoo...
funny, humor, humorous, rude,
A surgeon dreams of slicing livers.
A dentist dreams of teeth and gums.
Proctologists envision fingers
A vicar once said to a nun
Why don’t you and me have some fun
She yawned and said, “Look,
I’ve got the good book,
So, just let me...
rude, city, cute, funny, humorous,
Lewd Louie came from Windy City
he went straight for the nitty gritty
got fresh with Margo
who told her man Beau
who kicked his a** with rhythmicity...
rude, conflict, funny, giggle, humor,
Her face showed he'd come off as predal
Now it was too late to backpedal
"Stupid wins prizes,"
She shouts, "of all sizes,"
Her handprint now worn like a...
Half Way Up
rude, desire, funny love, love,
From your head down to your toes
I'll be kissing you all day.
But may become distracted
and only get halfway....
What Fascinates Me
rude, blue, crazy, fun, humor,
Please say thank you~don't be rude
Ever sit and watch people feud
Over the hills and valleys to
People say crazy things that make me come unglued
Rice Farmers Decide To Be Rude
rude, food, health, money, people,
A knee-Imprisoning Marsh
And Labor-Demanding Field;
Not agriculturally harsh
But planters forcing to fitness wield …
Rice farmers decide to be rude,
A hundred in an ugly mood.
A Rude Awakening
A woman crouched upon the floor,
retrieving something, near the door.
I walked into the busy shop,
while talking to my mum,
I hadn't seen the woman there...
Under the No Loitering Sign
rude, funny, humor, people, rights,
"What are you doing here?"
"I'm standing here."
"Can't you read? It says no loitering!"
"I'm not loitering, I'm standing."
"Standing is loitering!"
"Can I sit on the ground then?"
As I go through the store shopping, you...
computer, money, rude, sad,