Terry Flood Poet Limerick

Holy Communion

A vicar once said to a nun
Why don’t you and me have some fun
She yawned and said, “Look,
I’ve got the good book,
So, just let me know when you're done.”

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19 May 2023
Contest: Funny, Bawdy or Humerus
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

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Andrea Dietrich May 30, 2023 at 12:34 PM ha. That could be taken two ways. Good one, and congrats Terry Flood June 6, 2023 at 12:12 PM Thanks, Andrea. I seem to completely overlooked both the contest results and everyone’s comments. Big ‘OOPS’ and apologies.

Alexis Y. May 28, 2023 at 6:11 PM Lol! Terry, Congratulations on your 1st place win:-)Alexis Terry Flood June 6, 2023 at 12:10 PM Thanks for the promotion, Alexis. Appreciated.

Tania Kitchin May 28, 2023 at 11:25 AM Terry, a great limerick, congratulations on your winning placement! Terry Flood June 6, 2023 at 12:09 PM Thanks Tania (belatedly) ;-)

Jan Allison May 26, 2023 at 12:11 PM its a cracker Terry lol:-) perhaps she'd been doing press ups in the cucumber patch hence not wanting to put 'the good book' down lol:-) hugs jan xx Terry Flood June 6, 2023 at 12:07 PM Thanks, Jan. Sorry this reply is erm… rather overdue. Terry

David Fisher May 19, 2023 at 6:02 PM That limerick could be in a book too! Good luck in the contest. Terry Flood June 6, 2023 at 12:06 PM Don’t know how I missed yours and all these other comments, but thanks… belatedly. Terry

Daniel Turner May 19, 2023 at 8:12 AM Want to fool around? No! Will you stand still while I do? I love that old joke., Terry. Have a great weekend my friend. Terry Flood June 6, 2023 at 12:05 PM Apologies for this tardy reply to your comment, Daniel. I seem to have lost a day somewhere.