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Holy Communion

A vicar once said to a nun Why don’t you and me have some fun She yawned and said, “Look, I’ve got the good book, So, just let me know when you're done.” * 19 May 2023 Contest: Funny, Bawdy or Humerus Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/30/2023 12:34:00 PM

ha. That could be taken two ways. Good one, and congrats

Terry Flood
Date: 6/6/2023 12:12:00 PM

Thanks, Andrea. I seem to completely overlooked both the contest results and everyone’s comments. Big ‘OOPS’ and apologies.

Alexis Y.

Date: 5/28/2023 6:11:00 PM

Lol! Terry, Congratulations on your 1st place win:-)Alexis

Terry Flood
Date: 6/6/2023 12:10:00 PM

Thanks for the promotion, Alexis. Appreciated.

Tania Kitchin

Date: 5/28/2023 11:25:00 AM

Terry, a great limerick, congratulations on your winning placement!

Terry Flood
Date: 6/6/2023 12:09:00 PM

Thanks Tania (belatedly) ;-)

Jan Allison

Date: 5/26/2023 12:11:00 PM

its a cracker Terry lol:-) perhaps she'd been doing press ups in the cucumber patch hence not wanting to put 'the good book' down lol:-) hugs jan xx

Terry Flood
Date: 6/6/2023 12:07:00 PM

Thanks, Jan. Sorry this reply is erm… rather overdue. Terry

David Fisher

Date: 5/19/2023 6:02:00 PM

That limerick could be in a book too! Good luck in the contest.

Terry Flood
Date: 6/6/2023 12:06:00 PM

Don’t know how I missed yours and all these other comments, but thanks… belatedly. Terry

Daniel Turner

Date: 5/19/2023 8:12:00 AM

Want to fool around? No! Will you stand still while I do? I love that old joke., Terry. Have a great weekend my friend.

Terry Flood
Date: 6/6/2023 12:05:00 PM

Apologies for this tardy reply to your comment, Daniel. I seem to have lost a day somewhere.