Rogaine Poems - Poems about Rogaine

... I got a bald head, a very shiny, clean dome Rogaine is my name......Read the rest...

...7 letters....(cocaine), which emphasizes the deepest root of the dope game, sad to see this ongoing epidemic of drug addiction that won't change, evil spirits get in your head and brainwash you like ......Read the rest...

...When you pack my luggage but won't pack my lunch When you lock me out I get a hunch When you put thumb tacks on the bathroom floor I get the feeling you don't love me no more I found hair remover in......Read the rest...

...Lock step, atoms burned Fiendish restless Truncated waiting Shop and drop Stop and slop Old ladies masquerade Preachers audible in a drunken charade A toothless Tuesday Parking lot drivel ......Read the rest...

...Getting high like cocaine as i fly higher then your rogaine; wishing i was snowboarding not falling outta college. When i die, lord may i touch the sky and get smashed by a meteorite. Bright......Read the rest...

...Despair... limp hair falling: screaming! A cure... for sure? Quick-fix... Rogaine! Who laughs? Who cares! I'm young, not old! Ladies notice... dark suit, white shirt: free-way ......Read the rest...

...I have Geritol at half price The tamper proof has only been breached twice Viagra for you real go getters B12 for Telemarketers aka appointment setters Come on kids, help me out with my supply R......Read the rest...