Sports Rhyme Poems

At the start of the year it became very clear
That my corpulent body should get into gear.
So determined to slim, I joined up at the...

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Where would we be without a second chance?

  Will you ever forget that pit in your stomach?
     That hollow, empty...

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Purple people eaters pursuing purple peas,
Paraphernalia progressing toward a purple please,
Amethyst bedding, purple clothes, and platform shoes,
Purple violets promoting purple woodland hues,

Purple is out there...

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Oh, little girl, that’s not nice 
not nice at all
Those are not nice names
to think, Let alone say or call

Oh little boy that’s not nice...

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Smoking Sun Steam! Smoking Sun Steam!

Pull the loquacious liquid love trigger!
Let conflict come to a head
Bring forth your golden lead

Arise the fires of desires
Of the...

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my advice is to play dirty harry 18.12.18

tuesday and was monday flicking
lots of news and no spam
the most powerful gun picking
laughing at story of inspector...

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Nationwide adverts that are written so fine,
talking the talk of a walk that's sublime,
no mention of accounts that'll grow over time,
your attention's attained through these...

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Playing football earned me a concussion
   Basketball tore the cartilage in my knee
Running cross-country sprained me my ankle
   While boxing knocked...

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...Shakespeare and his pentameter, vital after four centuries,
Cervantes and his man Sancho,
Dumas and Montecristo,
the great tales of Boccaccio,
Dicken and his fine ghosts three.

Beethoven's sonic fury...

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'Twas the night before Christmas in my freezing flat
I‘m snuggled up on the sofa stroking my pussycat.
When all of a sudden there’s a knock at...

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Sports, Sports, Sports
   Weather, Weather, Weather
News, News, News
   TV's come untethered

Business, Business, Business
   Politics left and right
From dawn to...

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The  Rules of Football 

I took my little boy 
to a nearby football pitch 
He said he was tired 
of playing hide and seek 
He now wanted a...

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Have you ever known a skier’s mind
when the leaves turn yellow and red?
As frost forms before the drive to work
and the lawnmower is put to...

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That night was the end of Jim’s career
warned he carried a vicious left hook,
an able-bodied man from Kashmir
read Jim’s weakness like an info book.

Yet Jim...

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God rules supremely in His perfect sovereignty
Over world events and throughout eternity
With His omnipotence, wisdom and majesty
Including the 1980’s full entirety.

In the great decade’s varied...

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Not Sleeping Just Resting my Eyes

Quite often I find myself ruminating,
Pondering the meaning of life.
Questioning my very existence,
Wake up old fool shouts my wife.
 
Daydreaming...

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Wingman
By Judge Burdon
Niceguy37
he's definitely your type.
He likes music, dancing 
he's every girls white knight.
Gets out of the shower to pee
Doesn't fart under the sheets
My mom...

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The Big Game
 Always the same
  Comes up lame
   Who's to blame?
    Pundits declaim
     Whisper...

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Finally it was PAY DAY,
and I felt like a 100 GRAND.
Even though you don't make MOUNDS of money,
selling HOT TAMALES from a stand.
I headed to...

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Hey, you are mad at me
I've seen it and still see
Can you do me a favor/
Would you curse me, whatever
Please make a louder boo
Do set...

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