Refrigerate Poems

The cat instruction manual

...Make one's self scarce when that cage
suddenly appears and before they
splash that sticky mess that to our
fur adheres..
Learn how to get attention when no
one seems to listen by increasing the
...

huMan sLaUgHtEr

...human
   
 human synthesis

                rigor 

                       static

reaction

     killed by



              authentic

data

    information 



          

 ...

Supper Club Steak

...one whole turkey breast
3 sticks of butter
5 tablesppons of minced garlic
4 yablespoon of dehydrated onions
6 tablespoons of chopped parsely
6 tablespoons of chopped cilantro
1/4 lime juice
2 ...

We sat Fused

...2.5 cups of chickpeas
2 egg yolks
3 t of lime juice
4 tablespoons of garlic
1/2 onion
1/2 flaked fish
1/2 t of dried thyme
4 T shredded coconut
1 teaspoon of smoked paprika
4 T toasted sesam...

Robot

...My vacuum is a robot
My tumble dryer, true
They're programmed to assist
My world
And keep it ordered too

I feed my dishy-washer
My clothes go in a box
It's where the magic happens
Yet
It a...

Tigress and Jataka

...3 CUPS OF SHREDDED CABBAGE
1 CUP OF CHOPPED SHRIMP (RAW)
1 CUP OF CRABMEAT
2 tABLESPOONS OF CRUSHED GARLIC
1/4 CUP OF MINCED ONION
1/4 DICED CARROTS
1/4 CHOPPED CELERY
2 TABLESPOONS OF CAYENNE...

Pet Rocks Fall

...Pet rocks fall on hard times
They don't commit crimes or suicide
Stones never come back once thrown
Never talk again once insulted
(Rocks hate being called stones)
Never refer to them as ore or ...

What You Got In There

...Hey! What is that room?
This?
Child nods head.
This is the teachers’ lounge.
What’s that?
Lightbulb goes off in my devious dendrite factory.
“A wonderful place for teachers.”
Can I see?
“No.”...

To Wrest Away the Talus the Feast

...in a food processer
combine
16 jumbo shrimp
1/2 cup of cilantro
1/2 cup of dehydrated onion
1/2 cup of dehydrated garlic
3/4 cup of lemon juice
1/4 cup of lemon zest
3/4 cup of coconut oil
3...

To Do List For An Egg- With Haiku Middle

...Salt it
Pepper it with kisses
Assault it (but only when bad)
Throw it at an awful actor
Throw it away if it talks back
Believe in it like God and country
Pray to it for peace
Beat it.....Fry i...

Pet Rocks Want More

...Respect your rocks
Who could ask for more?
Never use water
Keep them out of war
Give them sun light
Shower them with warmth
Love is what they are looking for
Refrigerate them in Summer  
Talk...

Nine Herbs and Spices

...Here at our Cafe'
We serve the best brains in the City
We only pick the freshest 
The pink, the plump and pretty
We like our brains real lean
It's the healthy way to eat
So we trim off all the ...

Cooperation

...How frantic 
they got when 
a citizen 
decided to drop out! 
They saw 
the whole enterprise 
weaken. They thought 
all they worked for would 
disappear in a moment, 
the glue would 
come loose, the n...

Stress Reliever

...Breathe in, Breathe out
Breathe in, Breathe out
When you feel stress
just control your breath
and soon you will feel
Your heart come to rest
Just breath...
Breath

The world can be
A really great pla...

Dear Prudence

...I was given the challenge
Well in truth it was a bet
And the bet was to get a date
With Prudence the librarian
Whose coldness was legend
It would be a tall order
But I picked up the gauntlet
A...

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