Red As A Beet Poems - Poems about Red As A Beet

...Suck off Ted’s teaching grandma to suck eggs “Don’t patronise me lad,” she begs "It’s a job I can do SO much better than you Just scarper on your asses legs!" Gran......

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...Hey, killer, you've slain a cow It's been swiftly slaughtered, cooked, and now You stick your knife's blade deep into that hunk of meat Bloody juice rushes forth, so thick it coagulates, red......

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...If one is hungry And bored Of watching over Mecca, What better place To steal an apple Than from another country’s orchards, With fighter jets Twanged in the sky Like flying bottle openers,......

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...I put sunscreen on arms, legs and face, Walked the beach at a leisurely pace – But the tops of my feet Are now red as a beet For I didn’t wear shoes in that place!......

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...A Vacation at the Beach By Elton Camp Roscoe looked forward to his vacation all year “I hate the city and want to get away from here.” The mountains were where he usually went, But this time......

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...WHAT? Thanksgiving’s on the way This had crossed my mind But what? While shopping the mall yesterday I came on this display – Who could miss it? – Shelves and shelves full of teddy bears ......

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...Soda, ice cream, chips and pizza I love the way they taste But every time I bring some home They end up going to waist My wife screams are you eating again You’d better heed my warning I said, ......

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