Jan Allison Poet Limerick

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03/27/25

Not today Tumbleweed

Suck off

Ted’s teaching grandma to suck eggs
“Don’t patronise me lad,” she begs
"It’s a job I can do
SO much better than you
Just scarper on your asses legs!"

Gran whispers words I won’t repeat
Ted’s blushes as red as a beet
She is so worldly wise
And it is no surprise 
This jackass won’t usurp her seat!

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Andrea Dietrich March 29, 2025 at 10:22 AM I think this might be some English humor. Great job, Jan.

Duke Beaufort March 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM Jan, someone said, "A weed is a plant whose virtues have not been discovered." Hopefully, these tumbleweeds will do some self searching and find something of value that stops them from being blown and adding nothing of value. Smiles!! Jan Allison March 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM thanks Duke, Lin got the ball of tumbleweed rolling lol! hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen March 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM - A title that I have seen several times ... the photo is also familiar ... the lady who wrote this limerick is also known, for her humor ... and makes us laugh ... happy weekend :))) - Hoping for a windless weekend :) - hugs Jan Allison March 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM Yes I coped the title and picture with Lins permission:-) a windless weekend - hmm not when I have had beans or sprouts lol. actually bad winds are predicted later today but I am off for another walk after getting in from school exam support:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin March 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM Jan, hilarious! You are the limerick Queen and many could learn from you! - hugs Jan Allison March 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM Yesterday I had a soupmail from Karen asking me to tweak her limerick - it made my day:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham March 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM Lol, these tumbleweeds are becoming a real problem on here. We need a strong wind to blow them away. Tom Jan Allison March 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM I had baked beans last night so i could give em a blast lol:-) hugs jan x

Lin Lane March 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM Another tumbler doing something he shouldn’t have. Ted, or whatever his name is, you’ve been tumbled! Great Limericks, Jan. Lin Lane March 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM just like a tumbleweed...let them roll Jan Allison March 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM like that is going to stop Lin Lin Lane March 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM If need be, Jan. Or until the bullying and name calling stops. Jan Allison March 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM gee Lin if that's the case then someone will be doing a poem a day lol hugs jan xx Lin Lane March 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM They can both be used by any woman who has been legitimately scorned by a disrespectful male. Jan Allison March 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM ooh "Youve been tumbled - weed! " great title for the future but i hope i dont have to use it lol. thanks for letting me use your title and picture prompt xx hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues March 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM LOL! Jan Allison March 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM Thanks Kim! hugs jan x

John Read March 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM Now dear old Tom thought he was wise, but he was in for a surprise, for Gran was smart, and she smelt a fart, as Tom tried to pull the wool over eyes. Jan Allison March 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM ha ha ha thanks John, proof you can't teach an old dog new tricks! hugs jan xx