Funny Rat Poems

Throned green eyed rat in
golden trap of cheesy poo
he rules like a king ...

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The chubby rat sat,
On the soft and fluffy mat,
While watching the cat.



Note: Credit to Jaiah for giving me insperation...

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There lives a puppy named Weasel
She's almost big as a diesel
Artists paint her on their easel
She can be found digging up bones

Her heart is as...

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In circles and circles went the rat
On a family's front doorstep mat
A pet clawed for more
Then opened the door
Then was eaten by an indoor cat...

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Not a Rat

If I had a cat, 
but I don't and won't, 
but I might still. 

If I had a cat...
I might, take flight, 
from...

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I ain't gonna brag, boast, blab...,
lest yours truly suffers demise from backstab,
resignedly taking wheel of our automobile
donning, (but NOT trumpeting) 
role as taxi cab

shuttling the...

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I have a cat that wears no hat;
though her paws do love to bat,
her mice and balls,
all through my hall.

A clever cat,
a feisty cat,
I made...

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There once was a cat that feared rats;
When he saw them, he hid under mats;
One day a rat, spied him and
Came up behind him;
Now he...

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In the old house there once lived a fat cat
From half a mile she could smell a wet rat
She was too lazy to run
Spent her...

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It’s called a rat race,
Though humans participate!
Very strange, isn’t it?

—	Ram, R. V....

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There a jealous hood rat in are neighborhood
 If you expecting me to call you a man I can't 
because your attitude speaks for itself
...

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Yo check it
I’m at the gym and I’m lifting weights 
Getting more cut than Sharon Tate
Get big every day that’s my motto 
My gym schedule...

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There once was Princess the cat
Who found a big fat hairy rat
She brought it in to play
But mother said no way
And found her a very...

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I am officially naming today Rat Day! Yes I am! I mean why not? The groundhog gets all the attention, but what about the rats...

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BOTTLED RAT

In there lies the cheese;

Sniffing. Enticing. Drawing.

Yummy – calling out loudly.

Should resist. Should be gone.

But the urge…oh, the urge.

Can this be a trap? Maybe.

A...

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