Gym Rat Rap

Yo check it I’m at the gym and I’m lifting weights Getting more cut than Sharon Tate Get big every day that’s my motto My gym schedule is never staccato Popping veins and rippling abs I look like something cooked up in a lab Cuz I’m a lifting machine Running on chicken breasts and creatine All those scrawny dudes getting jealous of me Cuz my body so good at synthesizing ATP! My favorite surface is one that’s made of glass So I can see myself lookin like Charles atlas You know I’m always looking for a reason to take off my shirt But I’m so cut if you touch me you might get hurt But that’s a risk that I am willing to take So check out my guns And my rock hard buns I treat the bench press like it’s a dinner date So I’m telling ya bae grab me two more fifty pound plates Cuz I’m gonna scarf it down Then go for three more ten rep rounds Then when I’m done slam the weights on the ground Now I gotta drop the mic because it’s time to tan Then have a post work out meal of rice and salmon