A parody of ‘Once In Royal David’s City’
Once that rascal, David bit me
On a mattress in a shed
Nine months on I had a baby
And my dad said David’s dead
My mum went completely wild
Jesus Christ, you’ve had a child
David was no gift from heaven
He was not much good at all
In fact he was barely able
Two quick thrusts and that was all
But that poor obsessed boy told me
I think this condom was holey
Now I’m tied, I have to see him
Through his brief but screaming love
But my child, alone and gentle
From just thirty seconds lust
So I led young David on
And now I am five months gone
Categories:
rascal, humorous, parody,
Form: Lyric
rascal
villainous scamp
the ultimate bad boy
scoundrel who gets all of the girls
leaves their broken hearts all over the place
others pick up broken pieces
satisfies girls a bit
still pining though
rascal
Categories:
rascal, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rictameter
A scampish little rascal was he.
Dancing truth on the silver sea.
Collecting nickels for his fee.
Slapping his tummy at the baby’s knee.
Singing loudly with yellow chickadee.
Using phrases like wanna-bee.
Living in sin was the key.
We called him little Dicky Dee.
Lived every single second with glee.
Was a friend to all you see.
Lived to be a ripe ninety-three.
What better scamp could ever be?
Categories:
rascal, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Monorhyme
My mind is king; I thought it is everything!
It makes me blink; it makes me think
It gives me joy until I die
The only problem with my mind… Where it is, I cannot find!
It is my memory; it is my mind
It is my intellect - one of a kind
My greatest treasure is my mind
The only problem with my mind…
Where it is, I cannot find!
The body I can see; the body I can find
Likewise I am sure; I have a mind
It is not yours; I know it is mine
The only problem with my mind…
Where it is, I cannot find!
Suddenly, I realize these are not my mind…
My intellect and my memory are of a different kind My mind is a monkey; a rascal my mind
The only problem with my mind… Where it is I, cannot find!
I then resolved to kill my mind
The rascal I vowed, I must grind
It made me worry; it made me fear
Enough my dear, no more tear
The only problem with my mind…
Where it is, I cannot find!
I made my intellect rule my mind
I shot down thoughts of a monkey kind
I wanted joy and peace of mind
No more my king, my rascal mind
I realized then there was no mind…
It was a rascal! No need to find!
Categories:
rascal, allusion, anger, anniversary,
Form: Prose Poetry
They called him sweet little rascal
He was their life
The ‘sweet’ was gone first
He was their little rascal
He made them throw away the ‘little’, as it was too heavy for him
He was the rascal then
Now he understands the dimensions of “RASCAL”, the love is long gone
Categories:
rascal, how i feel, life,
Form: Burlesque
Shame has no fancy stroking
I write this tale with a bleeding pen and choking heart
For the character is a braggadocio person
A villain who wore his blinders like flamboyant apparel
Wouldn’t see the truth
It hurt his jaundiced eye he would say
And so he pretended the masses loved him
And if his deaf ear could open
He would hear the whispers of their acrimony
The sizzling embers of their rage
The ones he bruised and would not care
Clothed in rags and derided like his marionettes
But they saw his strutting nudity
A villain; a rascal; a buccaneer
Donned in suits of the white men he abhorred
Drunk in power that gave him his blindness
Bob the plunderer would not see or hear
That his end was nigh
And like the grime he was
To grime he would forever lie
And the nation he once raped
Shall piss on his rotting grave.
Categories:
rascal, abuse, corruption, political,
Form: Verse
You Did It, You Rascal
By Elton Camp
The captain was asleep in his bunk
When the berg was hit with a thunk
His trust was put in the wrong place
Now, it’s he who the music must face
Though he didn’t know a thing about it
There are those who loudly doubt it
“Although another was at the wheel
She knew very well how you’d feel.”
“That an iceberg the ship to strike
Is the very thing you would like.”
It put the captain’s reputation on the line
Why would he think such would be fine?
Company president he wanted to become
Would he approve a thing that dumb?
He spends too much time at the table
But to call him stupid, who is able?
Categories:
rascal, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Once there was a man called Easter Ethics
behaves in a mischievous teasing way, critic
“heat and fun motivates
if mutual trust is active”
bloody! ethical rascals amaze writers by critique.
Categories:
rascal, humor,
Form: Limerick
Alive and given a destiny
Love of parents was in mutiny
Grew up in a cold slum
Had a choice, every Sunday the church would come
Life was lived on the highway
His spirit died he lived without The Way
He is the "man", but with no brain
Playing stunt on top of a moving train
The devil dashed him the final blow
See his sober dead body like a cat's mew
Categories:
rascal, life, slam, sympathy,
Form: Rhyme
Silver-Glint, Smart-Gentleman
Graciously-Handsome, (Good-Lookin’)
An Eyesight-Satisfaction
Sight-For-Sore-Eyes Attraction
Real Sweet, and Sense of Humor Too
Like Bud-Light, This Tribute’s For You
Down In The Delta, Spoutin’ Poetry Better
Than An Alligator, Trying To Keep His Leather
And Just As Tough, When He’s Had Enough
‘ like That Nosy Neighbor, Talking ‘bout His Stuff ’
He’s gonna put Her in a Scary Movie Too
And When He Do…
Wish I Could See It, On His Porch-Preview
( … Ryerson, You Rascal, You ! …)
Hey, Buddy, Pal (smile) From Poet-Gal
Just Because, You're You ....
MoonBee
Categories:
rascal, dedication, friendship, funny, introspection
Form: Light Verse
There he is! Even now the rascal sits behind me!
Shall I share it or not?
Not.
Categories:
rascal, confusion, introspection, loss, lost
Form: Free verse