Once That Rascal David Bit Me - Parody

A parody of ‘Once In Royal David’s City’ Once that rascal, David bit me On a mattress in a shed Nine months on I had a baby And my dad said David’s dead My mum went completely wild Jesus Christ, you’ve had a child David was no gift from heaven He was not much good at all In fact he was barely able Two quick thrusts and that was all But that poor obsessed boy told me I think this condom was holey Now I’m tied, I have to see him Through his brief but screaming love But my child, alone and gentle From just thirty seconds lust So I led young David on And now I am five months gone