Once That Rascal David Bit Me - Parody
A parody of ‘Once In Royal David’s City’
Once that rascal, David bit me
On a mattress in a shed
Nine months on I had a baby
And my dad said David’s dead
My mum went completely wild
Jesus Christ, you’ve had a child
David was no gift from heaven
He was not much good at all
In fact he was barely able
Two quick thrusts and that was all
But that poor obsessed boy told me
I think this condom was holey
Now I’m tied, I have to see him
Through his brief but screaming love
But my child, alone and gentle
From just thirty seconds lust
So I led young David on
And now I am five months gone
Copyright © Terry Flood | Year Posted 2021
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