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X Rated - bawdy

With my girlfriend in tip top condition
To film sex scenes for late television
She got sick in bed
So I went instead
And was heckled with spiteful derision

Well their laughter had made me feel silly
As I stood there butt naked and chilly
They said, “Get a hair dryer,
Or an electric fire,
For you sure need to warm up that willy.”

The

I feel in fuhrer rated and envious

I feel in führer rated and envious...

entrapped within webbed wide world
weft as a rump pulled stilts skein
at warp speed exhibiting
my heroic trumpian wiles
cuz he (johnny come lately) a then 
exemplary hedonist, narcissist, 
and polygamist dons
comical, farcical, illogical, lunatical...
offal dolled up endearing guise,
when inconvenient truth broached

particularly determining paternity,
no matter countless progeny sport windblown
swiftly tailored mimicked
matted coiffure

age is over-rated

Age is over rated
I went from cute and cuddly
To terribly two
In the flip of a calendar
From being inquisitive
To being nosey
From pre-teen
To A TEENAGER
Meandered
Through the military
Into construction
And against the Vegas spread
Married
And became a father
AGE
That sly bastard
Has made me
A grandfather
And a great grandfather
I have taught them all
To spit, to curse, 
To love
Even the seemingly
Un-lovable
Age has slowed me

rated XX l'il jane's l'il cousin

.
     Their thug chained
               mine
              whilst
        through storm's
         

rated X Tarzan'z daughter iz mad at me

.

                   jane
                   sure
          her purty'z upset
   nothing a

G Rated hope not

'

                 i met her 
                      in 
           

G Rated well no

.

          Why no

            Well
            okay

    that one moment
the hammock snapped
        and yesss
her pretty did

G Rated well okay yeah

     the picturesque
           yessss

   'round and 'round 
      at the very tip
my marshmallow crisps
             yep
   'round and 'round
  

X RATED

"Do we impose restrictions on painters as to what colors they may use, and how many brush strokes they may apply? "  ~~The poet~~

Is there anyone out there that feels the way I do?
I don’t want to be restricted by words too many or too few.
I get annoyed when I have to remove an

Rated R

The movie sounds intriguing;
R’s the letter it’s been rated.
The reasons for the rating
On the ads are clearly stated.

The first one that is mentioned,
Not surprisingly, is sex,
Which, in cinema for grown-ups
Is what everyone expects.

The second reason’s murder.
Certain viewers seem to mind
Any violence on screen; this one
They’d likely have declined.

The final rating rationale
Surprised me – place your

My Frust Always Rated

There in the crowd
a sore thumb sticking
Out do you love my insides
Never knew you before before
only be two
Gave a house and land to my score
think he is settled
A one page book
wasn't a page turner
Socially glued
otherwise located
My frust always rated
My Dep always pressed
Nowh OUT ere of here
Scene
Me coming
back to me now
Memories made from all i have

Holes and Pantie Holes Rated Pg

If you've a hole in the roof you'll see clouds
a hole in your plane you'll be kissing ground
but if your panties have holes
sensitive bits may just show
and you'll be working the wrong side of town

Holes and Hoes Rated G

a hole in the roof means you'll see clouds
a hole in the plane means your going down
but if your just a hoe
muds seeps into the soul
you'll munch weeds and make rows of green chow

'x' Rated - Infinite Stars

"X" Rated (Infinite Stars!)

Our God signs with an ‘X’ ’cause His name is “I AM.”
And like Him, so an “X,” LOVE just is!
Christ, I laughed at this joke (God can be such a ham!)
‘Truth Be Known’s’ a ‘great’ fan of showbiz!
 
When ‘X’ brings ‘Flood’ to town, Love, it covers the earth!
OMG, supernatural feat!
In the

B Rated X

if she were
a vampyre
my lack of
blood would
not get me up

from a grave
situation but
keep me cold
cadaverishly
feverishless

so i stake
my money
on the moon
when blooms
full and i find

my pursuit me
being hirsute and
her her time that i
may dine a wolf's
dinner eating and

drinking
her blood
instead of
her drunk 
on mine

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