Humorous Quatrain Poems

A Proven Fact
Miracle Man
4/19/2024

Politicians will lie,
to hold on to their power.
But in election years,
they’ve learned how to cower.
They couldn’t care less,
about the rank and file.
Though...

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My head is in a spin,
My obsession just to win,
I'm driven and I'm mad
All I smell is gushing blood.

I feel I'm in a surreal game
That...

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The Mirror and The Donkey

Mirror, mirror, up on the wall.
My attitudes the best of all.
And if you want a real gas.
You can kiss my big...

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Wisdom From the Throne

Here I sit all alone,
when a thought all my own,
strikes me with such surprise,
bringing tears to my eyes.

Poetry is the one occupation...

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Term Limits
Would Drain The Swamp
Miracle Man
8/12/2023

Now draining the swamp
is a worthwhile topic,
Only those who could drain it
appear to be myopic.

I oft hear the catch phrase,
“It’s...

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Texas Idioms
Miracle Man
8/9/2023

I once had a friend who saw opportunities dwindling,
he was always, “burning his green wood for kindling.”
My polite way of saying that he...

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We will share lunch with you the puppies offered, running in a bunch.
The mailman was offended. You dogs who chase me would eat my lunch?
What...

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Scarlet the Harlot teases and torments matador man name of Lyn.
A stuck bull is less wild, but he ignores the advice of friends and kin,
You...

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I used to walk carefree around this world, 
My shoulders light and free of any chips
Not thinking fate would ever come unfurled
By nonsense escaping naïve...

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"How do you get a baby?" The five-year-old asked, with a bit of pep.
“Lettuce leaves, storks, monkeys leave them on your door step.”
"Seriously, grandma, you’ll...

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If I were a bot
I’d rhyme a lot
To make you think
That I was not

If I were a bot
You’d think me hot
For I’d be showing
What I’ve...

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Our holiday family gatherings instill traditional values and are totally itchin’
What we do the day after Thanksgiving is give mom a break from the kitchen
We...

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November and December, his favorite time of year;
those other months, stuck lonely by himself.
The darkness, isolation, just amplified his fear;
oh, how he longed to be...

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Hurry up! Barry the boorish bulldog urged Priss the poodle.
There are others here who want to unwind their noodle.
Is that surly curly still in the...

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Santa Claus cooks the turkey and gravy and bakes up pumpkin bread.
His wife tiptoes out of the kitchen to converse with his brother Ed.
They decide...

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