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How Do You Get a Baby

"How do you get a baby?" The five-year-old asked, with a bit of pep. “Lettuce leaves, storks, monkeys leave them on your door step.” "Seriously, grandma, you’ll tell me, right? I looked into her trusting eyes. “Of course,," agreed. "They arrive in pearl shells that drop from the skies.”

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Date: 12/21/2022 6:53:00 AM
hahahahahaha
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/21/2022 12:43:00 PM
Best way to do it
Date: 12/21/2022 5:30:00 AM
Very funny, love it!
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/21/2022 12:43:00 PM
I enjoyed thinking it up
Date: 12/21/2022 4:24:00 AM
LOL! Love it!
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/21/2022 12:43:00 PM
I like to be as truthful as possible

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