Slip Me Five

Our holiday family gatherings instill traditional values and are totally itchin’ What we do the day after Thanksgiving is give mom a break from the kitchen We head out to our favorite spot, “The Poop Deck” a rock’n café that’s coolsville In Dad’s flip flop, we take the 5 South Highway and over the Santa Monica, S hill People believe the reason for the crazy name, is because it’s where seagull’s poo Gosh, it’s a nautical term for upper deck, like a ship, on the ocean off Malibu Don’t be square Dad, this tank goes faster than twenty, heavens to murgatroyd! A real drag when we finally got there, I got a spanking; Dad was super annoyed flip top - a car with a convertible top* Murgatroyd-A humorous alteration of the idiom "heavens to Betsy" (Poetry left out the letter B on the first line)