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Precious Pussycat

"Rainbow bridge is her final resting place, only paw prints in my heart remain of earth" 
Quote by Poet

Our cute family cat was called Poshpaws
She’d leave ‘gifts’ of dead mice in our house
After killing her victim with razor sharp claws
We’d discover the remains of the poor mouse
And would often hear my mother grouse!

Poshpaws followed dad

Categories: pussycat, cat,
Form: Quintain (English)

Pussycat, Where Have You Been?

Pussycat, pussycat, where have you been?

That I've been to London to see the queen?
Do you want that version I told your mom?
What went down was a much different scene
than the tale that kitten ate off my paw'm.

Pussycat, pussycat, tell me some more!

Well, sonny, it was just after the war.
I joined a circus as an acrobat,
flying

Categories: pussycat, cat, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Not the Owl and the Pussycat

I saw the paper and said “you have to be kidding, right?”
For there on the front page was owl and pussy cat, right in sight.
They are not THE owl and the pussy cat, someone said in a snotty way.
But what if they are? I asked, thinking it would be great today.

They can’t be, because those

Categories: pussycat, animal,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Pepe Le Pew and Penelope Pussycat

Pepe Le Pew
Quest for love he would always pursue
But his over enthusiastic romantic way
Is rejected by a skunk look alike who keeps running away.


Penelope Pussycat
Smothered in kisses and squeezes she would always combat
A black cat with an accidental painted white stripe 
Penelope knew she wasn't that type.


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Categories: pussycat, animal, cat,
Form: Clerihew

Pussycat

I was out in the garden trimming the tree
when a woman that looks like a chimpanzee 
said can you help find my pussy 
if a pussy needs help then help I must be

I got in her vehicle 
through the front door 
I was calling her pussy 
as waterworks pour 

strict rules put a lock on

Categories: pussycat, rude,
Form: Rhyme

The Little Pussycat

The little pussycat

I’m just a little pussycat 
I stretch and yawn and purr
I laze around the fireside
And groom my silky fur
I sit upon my mistress lap
And let her stroke my head
Give a little meow 
So she knows I must be fed

When the night time comes along
I sit there by the door
I hear the sound of

Categories: pussycat, cat, character, cute,
Form: Narrative

Lazy and Crazy Pussycat

I’m just a lazy and  c r a z y  pussycat, 
proud to be sassy, pampered and fat-
BANDIT'S my name, 
and I’m to blame,
for falling asleep while I sat. 
I’m world  r e n o w n  and all that!

Catnip is my guilty pleasure, you see,
no one can get as hyper

Categories: pussycat, cat, humorous, silly, ,
Form: Rhyme

Pussycat

He wanted to kill his pussycat 
After it ate up his beloved rat.
Took it to the river,
Threw it, turned to leave her
Then suddenly had a change of heart. 

He dove right in to save the poor thing.
Never minding he knew not to swim.
The pussy swam away
To the safety of bay. 
Drowning, the young man started

Categories: pussycat, animal, cat, funny, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Pussycat Paean

What due is this, O feline fierce,
for what affront thus penalized
with calibrated nips that pierce
for soft caress unauthorized?

T’was you with brazen move unasked
who burnished coat upon my limb.
What dire affect iconoclast
did stir your feral feline whim?

The cat is oft like womankind
beyond man's feeble intellect,
a primal spirit state of mind,
requiring manners circumspect.

Categories: pussycat, cat,
Form: Rhyme

The Republican's Mangy Pussycat

He's a kind of layed back Democrat
Watch the Republican attack with a bat.
     I heard his lame comment
     His mistress causes torment.
She's as fierce as a mangy pussycat!

Categories: pussycat, funny, political
Form: Limerick