Pussycat Poems - Poems about Pussycat

"Rainbow bridge is her final resting place, only paw prints in my heart remain of earth" Quote by Poet Our cute family cat was called Poshpaws She’d leave ‘gifts’ of dead mice in our house After killing her victim with razor sharp claws We’d discover the remains of the poor mouse And would often hear my mother grouse! Poshpaws followed dad...

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Pussycat, pussycat, where have you been? That I've been to London to see the queen? Do you want that version I told your mom? What went down was a much different scene than the tale that kitten ate off my paw'm. Pussycat, pussycat, tell me some more! Well, sonny, it was just after the war. I joined a circus as an acrobat, flying...

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I saw the paper and said “you have to be kidding, right?” For there on the front page was owl and pussy cat, right in sight. They are not THE owl and the pussy cat, someone said in a snotty way. But what if they are? I asked, thinking it would be great today. They can’t be, because those...

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Pepe Le Pew Quest for love he would always pursue But his over enthusiastic romantic way Is rejected by a skunk look alike who keeps running away. Penelope Pussycat Smothered in kisses and squeezes she would always combat A black cat with an accidental painted white stripe Penelope knew she wasn't that type. Cleritoons Poetry Contest Sponsored by Joseph May 12.09.21...

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I was out in the garden trimming the tree when a woman that looks like a chimpanzee said can you help find my pussy if a pussy needs help then help I must be I got in her vehicle through the front door I was calling her pussy as waterworks pour strict rules put a lock on...

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The little pussycat I’m just a little pussycat I stretch and yawn and purr I laze around the fireside And groom my silky fur I sit upon my mistress lap And let her stroke my head Give a little meow So she knows I must be fed When the night time comes along I sit there by the door I hear the sound of...

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I’m just a lazy and c r a z y pussycat, proud to be sassy, pampered and fat- BANDIT'S my name, and I’m to blame, for falling asleep while I sat. I’m world r e n o w n and all that! Catnip is my guilty pleasure, you see, no one can get as hyper...

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He wanted to kill his pussycat After it ate up his beloved rat. Took it to the river, Threw it, turned to leave her Then suddenly had a change of heart. He dove right in to save the poor thing. Never minding he knew not to swim. The pussy swam away To the safety of bay. Drowning, the young man started...

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What due is this, O feline fierce, for what affront thus penalized with calibrated nips that pierce for soft caress unauthorized? T’was you with brazen move unasked who burnished coat upon my limb. What dire affect iconoclast did stir your feral feline whim? The cat is oft like womankind beyond man's feeble intellect, a primal spirit state of mind, requiring manners circumspect....

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He's a kind of layed back Democrat Watch the Republican attack with a bat. I heard his lame comment His mistress causes torment. She's as fierce as a mangy pussycat!...

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