Puddy Poems | Examples

Tweety Bird

Minding his own business we have Tweety Bird
up in his cage not uttering a word
until he tawt he taw a puddy tat!
then Tweety turns into a most clever sinister brat

Tweety

"I tawt I taw a puddy tat !
I did, I did taw a puddy tat ! "

A yellow canary character with a large head called Tweety,
blue eyes, long lashes, no arms, big orange feet, a real sweetie.
In his gilded cage he sings songs in his high-pitched squeaky voice,
he is well travelled, loves adventure, and with life he will forevermore rejoice.

Cat Cage - Picture Prompt

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Well I thought I saw a puddy tat 
How did I ever imagine that?        
    Just look at our faces. 
    It seems we swapped places. 
He is where he belongs that bad cat.

Doggie and Puddy Tat

Being shy Sassy used to run and hide
when a stranger she would spy
But the two old boys had none of that
they would eagerly go on a barking attack
Sassy watch them having fun
and before you knew it she was the one
Prowling the yard listening to hear
anything approaching to bark at with cheer
Being ornery I would point and shout
bad old puddy tat when a stray one was about
Sassy would see and bark in delight
as the scared cat would scurry off in fright
If stray dogs ever abound I would point and shout
doggie and Sassy barking and running with clout
So often did I do this now it seems in a way
Sassy knows the meaning of the words I say
For if no cat is around saying puddy tat
Sassy looks for a cat to bark at
Same goes for doggie she springs to bark
but if not one there it saddens her heart
So I only say doggie and puddy tat
when there are stray dogs and cats
So Sassy can run and bark at them
brings her joy as her tail is a wagging.

Thufferin Thuccotath

That's dethpicable!
Of courth you know thith meanth war!!!
Did I hear you thay I thound like a puddy cat?
Thure no mithaking my dethpicable roar!

Frisky As Two-Year-Olds

*Image of Conhece-te a ti mesmo (Know thyself) by Pinterest.


Frisky as Two-Year-Olds


HIM: Anything unputdownable?
HER: Yes, and you?
HIM: Lucky, we're here, we'll continue indoors ... and leave the book!
HER: Don't forget the kids, I'll carry Puddy-Tat upstairs ...
HIM: I'll persuade Pup-Tart outside.
HER: Meet you at the rendezvous!

2022 July 25
*3rd Place*
Short verse inspired by pictures
~~Lisa YY: Judged 2022 August 09

*PS Grammar; 40 words exact

Sylvester the Cat and Tweety Bird

Sylvester the Cat,
the lisping schemer, would get smashed flat
by Granny swinging her broom in a rage
when he tried to lunch on her bird in a cage.


Tweety Bird,
clever canary, spoke when danger occurred.
Inside his cage the wee, wary one sat
and said, “I tawt I taw a puddy tat!”


September 2, 2021
entered in the Cleritoons contest
Sponsor: Joseph May

President Tweety Bird

I’m Tweety Bird and ‘I tawt I taw a puddy tat,’
But what I mean, Trump’s nightmares fear a democrat,
I’m as yellow as your hair, tweet,
Feel sure you dye it fair, tweet,
Vulgar antics towards opponents, shows lack of morality
Fake tan, untruths, arrogance and more, sadly your totality.

Become a mature American leader Mr. President,
Your unacceptable rapport with world leaders has evil intent,
Sorry, you are just a reality show,
A favour, take a bow and go,
You fuel Racism, Feminism, Semitism, encourage Supremacists,
Build a wall, which Mexicans dig under, such a hedonist!  

President-elect Tweety Bird, stop your victimization, it’s become boring,
Debateable If you possess, any political finesse, for war hoping?
Hurriedly looking for a vaccine,
I Tweety Bird, first in line,
Side effect, maybe both of us losing our yellow fluff!
Would discuss climate change, but know you’ve abandoned this, rough!

Skies of Yesterday and Presently

saw blue peek out - yesterday.
what? you say:
i tawt i taw a puddy tat.*
i did! i did!*
and white and purple clouds,
for realz,*
can’t make this up.
and yet, today,
the sky is made of steel,
so back to
same old same old.*
at least the trees
remain in the same
bat time bat place*
and
i got you babe.*

1/31/2020

References to:
1.Warner Brothers Sylvester and Tweety Bird
2.1960’s Batman
3.Sonny and Cher song “I Got You Babe”
4.Miscellaneous slang

Fennec and Fox Go Out For a Walk

Fennec and Fox go out for a walk
Ran into troubles with an Eagle hawk
When questioned none of them would talk
Detective brought them home to his block

Where Hawk ate all of man’s left over chalk
Then threw up all over precinct’s favorite clock
Others in squad Room began to gawk
For some had flown onto hooker’s frock

Promise of sandwich made Fennec talk
Their fight had started at old LeRoy’s rock
Fox had called Eagle hawk’s ma a puddy hawk
Fennec added to it with his big black glock

Where he’d stashed this gun was a big shock
No one else got hurt down at the rock
To this story I would not give much stock
Except Fennec and Fox did take a walk.

Teaching What I Tawt

with this sing
i songly wed
i did you and
you did too

i bridled the not
French but Spanish
kiss thus tightening
the knot not loosening

i now pronounce you
pronouns in the eyes
of a looney tune spit
sputtering Sylvester

stutter Puddy Cat
and i say i say i say
Leg Horn as a
southern fog drawls in

The Thing From Within

It used to be a thing within
tickle in my fatal friend,
in disorder all depends
shaped through the key of a simple mile
lone to dismiss by a passerby
trickery to the Autumn's Eye
cling on to the edge swing slow
bargain basement news as near below
there's puddy in the street light flow

on exchange to the evening tide
amazed through the tocking of the ego
 strange between the lights gone dim outside upon the rodeo
icy ledge from ear to ear all draw a bit near
the prisoner to inflate the official cause to read

Puddytat

Hims a cute, him so sweet and pretty cat
Kitty kitty liver spots from over drinking  
Hanging out down town at the local litter box  
Whiskey sours and meows by the hour
He calls his children kittens 
They look cute too in their little fur suits
Puddytat gets drunk as hell  
Sharpened whiskers, claws and teeth come out
Tell a tale of something else
Appearances are everything in the alley
Guns and weapons are ready                      
Kitty kitty sports a small black marble
Where there once was an eye lost in a fight
A pirates patch covers the past as he goes by
Cat keeps the other eye out for murder
But only when he's sober
Nine lives and nine rounds of live ammo
Locked and loaded for battle
Never bring a knife to a cat fight
Cats fire at will when having fun
Using paws because they have no fingers
Not even one


Authors note:  I thought I saw a puddy cat.  You did...You did see a puddy cat!

Tweety Bird

A little tweety bird
said something
which an unnamed ghetto source heard
Tweety bird whispered in their ear:
he saw a puddy cat and a Fox
inside the white hen house
Little tweety bird said
it was the same mean ole puddy cat,
seen creeping in the backyard,
who ate those clucking facts
And his cousin Fox
ate the rest of the chicken scratch
Little tweety bird said he is scared
He said puddy cat and the Fox
is getting close to his liberty birdcage,
and it won't be long
before he gets put on their dinner plate
No tweety bird should suffer such a fate
But the unnamed ghetto source said,
they're afraid it's already too late
Tweety bird just got ate

Thufferin Thuccotath

Thufferin thuccotath... that's dethpicable!
Of courth you know thith meanth war!!!
Did I hear you thay I thound like a puddy cat?
Thure no mithaking my dethpicable roar!

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