Long Puddy Poems

"Small Mutinies"



So what if my point of view
is not that which wraps 
you in comfortably warm
fluffed-up silky 
cashmere blankets 
of insecure insincerity
simple scribbles 
bleating from the 
chirping crickets 
and frog croaking
symphonies 
muddying waters
cutting pristine lines...

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I crossed over this caring bridge the sun shined 
so bright I hardly noticed the humvee at the light 
signaling green to go and what do you know bam 
in the blink of thee eye...

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he was there just like before 
my mind wandered
as he gazed 
out the window 

as traffic approached 
he opened his jacket 
retrieving a pack of cigarettes 
Winston's his favorite brand 

he would tap the butt...

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Jerry
George
Kramer
Elaine

They're my favorite show about nothing;
my jolt of funny,
my cup of insane
They're my telly four friends,
who are the nuttiest
A distinct comedic blend
of vaudeville vamped sluttiness

I love 'em to death,
they make me laugh so hard
Insane of...

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I pay the money in the toll booth so I can reach manhattan 
  This act takes a toll on my wallet
    I turn on the T.V Mid September 2001
 ...

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The Ballad of Stinking Mick

Now Mick hung close to a Butt verbose,
And the cheese it ran like treacle,
Some said it was on the bloody nose,
That he lived, was thought unbelievable,

For he was a hairy Wombat...

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quatrains with palindrome and onomatopœia

I thought I saw a puddy tat. Was it a cat I saw?
We got one of those curtain things so Simon Dog can come
and go without our bother, when we are...

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Being shy Sassy used to run and hide
when a stranger she would spy
But the two old boys had none of that
they would eagerly go on a barking attack
Sassy watch them having fun
and before you knew...

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Hims a cute, him so sweet and pretty cat
Kitty kitty liver spots from over drinking  
Hanging out down town at the local litter box  
Whiskey sours and meows by the hour
He calls his...

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I’m Tweety Bird and ‘I tawt I taw a puddy tat,’
But what I mean, Trump’s nightmares fear a democrat,
I’m as yellow as your hair, tweet,
Feel sure you dye it fair, tweet,
Vulgar antics towards opponents, shows...

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A little tweety bird
said something
which an unnamed ghetto source heard
Tweety bird whispered in their ear:
he saw a puddy cat and a Fox
inside the white hen house
Little tweety bird said
it was the same mean ole puddy...

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Fennec and Fox go out for a walk
Ran into troubles with an Eagle hawk
When questioned none of them would talk
Detective brought them home to his block

Where Hawk ate all of man’s left over chalk
Then threw...

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Otay! I’m an alien, toe what?
I used to wive on the pwanet Pwuto
Too told! TOE, I fwew to the moon
BOOOW-ING! (Eveeting too white!)
Toe I fwuttered down to Waw Tageles
Where I betame a BIG movie tar

Dey...

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surely the name was far more scary,
than ever we would be,
this puddy-footing gang
that included me

oh we looked kind'a scary
in our regalia absurd
but if you did challenge us,
in our pants, you'd likely find a turd

black leather,...

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It used to be a thing within
tickle in my fatal friend,
in disorder all depends
shaped through the key of a simple mile
lone to dismiss by a passerby
trickery to the Autumn's Eye
cling on to the edge swing...

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saw blue peek out - yesterday.
what? you say:
i tawt i taw a puddy tat.*
i did! i did!*
and white and purple clouds,
for realz,*
can’t make this up.
and yet, today,
the sky is made of steel,
so back to
same old...

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