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Light Verse and Nonsense Verse Viii

Wonderworks
by Michael R. Burch

History’s
mysteries
abound
& astound,
found
(profound)
the whole earth ’round,
even if mostly
underground.


The Procrastinator’s Creed
by Michael R. Burch

It’s always, “Tomorrow, I’ll do it.”
Work? I eschew it.
I never collect money I’ve loaned
and the rest of this poem’s been postponed.


WHEN MAN IS GONE
by Michael R. Burch

When man is gone
won’t the sun still rise?

Will anyone care
that he isn’t there?

Will the porpoises
lack

Categories: procrastinator, fun, funny, funny love,
Form: Rhyme

A Decatur Procrastinator

A lady being wed in Decatur
was an annoying procrastinator
I do! —No, I don’t!
I can! —But I won’t
The pastor left saying:  See you both later

2/6/22

Categories: procrastinator, humorous,
Form: Limerick

The Procrastinator

"In twenty years, I guess, I could be dead;
I could survive for longer though,' he said,
'but then again, I may have little time -
it's been so long since I was in my prime.
The sands of time perhaps are running low -
I find it hard that I don't really know,
because I'd take a cruise or rob

Categories: procrastinator, life,
Form: Couplet

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Procrastinator Conference Day

To all that this may concern, let this notice be known,
"The Procrastinator Conference Day, has yet again been postponed."

Categories: procrastinator, day,
Form: Couplet

Dear Procrastinator

Dear Procrastinator,
Your yesterday’s tomorrow is today

Categories: procrastinator, self,
Form: Free verse

The Procrastinator

maybe i'll do it now, maybe i'll just wait or,
maybe i'll take a nap and save this little book for later,
maybe i'll go run maybe i'll go jog, 
maybe i'll really think about it when this show is off,
maybe i should socialize, maybe i should stay inside,
maybe just maybe it may be better to go

Categories: procrastinator, funny, how i feel,
Form: Free verse

The Procrastinator

The Procrastinator 

Have a tendency to procrastinate
My motto: “Not now, it can wait.”

"Let's negotiate a better price."
"You mean it was sold, that wasn't nice."

"How come we got a parking fine?"
"Thought we had plenty of time."

"Knew I was to clean up this mess."
"But was busy, I must confess."

"Yes, knew we were to meet at five."
Didn't know

Categories: procrastinator, anxiety, confusion, how i
Form: Rhyme

Procrastinator

Procrastinator

Higher hopes abound
Master procrastinator
Strikes out once again

What is to be stayed
Never more to recover
Dreams are in the wind

 I can see it now
My best opportunity
Life could be greater

Why am I like this
I guess I should change my ways
well... maybe later

Categories: procrastinator, conflict, irony, psychological,
Form: Haiku

Procrastinator

How do you expect me to respond
 When you say I love you then you're gone
 Yes I know you're shy but how can I
 Prove my love true when away you fly
 Are you teasing and playing a game
 If that is so you should be ashamed
 Seriously if you really care
 Board the

Categories: procrastinator, for him, funny love,
Form: Monorhyme

Confessions of a Habitual Procrastinator

Selectively forgetful,
That's what my mother says -
When I'm called to do some work,
I escape in funny ways.

I'm running short of time now
But I'll tell you all I can
Of all my weird excuses,
Perhaps the worst made by man.

''Can't hear you!'' I'll just say,
''Cause the fan is way too loud''.
And then I'll hear the footfall
Like a crashing

Categories: procrastinator, self,
Form: Rhyme

Ocd Procrastinator

I'm a procrastinator with OCD.
I do nothing over and over again repeatedly.

Categories: procrastinator, me,
Form: Rhyme

Procrastinator

A person of words 
and not of deeds is like a
garden full of weeds.                 


Catagory:  Serious

Categories: procrastinator, people
Form: Senryu

Procrastinator

I think I'll do the wash today so much
Has piled up since. But then the shopping must
Be done, of this I am convinced. How such
Predicaments evolved? I guess I'm just
A lazy cuss who'd rather stay in bed.
Although the chores are pending still, I swear
By all that's holy, never let it said:
I yield my soul to

Categories: procrastinator, funny
Form: Sonnet