Procrastinator Poems - Poems about Procrastinator

Wonderworks by Michael R. Burch History’s mysteries abound & astound, found (profound) the whole earth ’round, even if mostly underground. The Procrastinator’s Creed by Michael R. Burch It’s always, “Tomorrow, I’ll do it.” Work? I eschew it. I never collect money I’ve loaned and the rest of this poem’s been postponed. WHEN MAN IS GONE by Michael R. Burch When man is gone won’t the sun still rise? Will anyone care that he isn’t there? Will the porpoises lack...

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A lady being wed in Decatur was an annoying procrastinator I do! —No, I don’t! I can! —But I won’t The pastor left saying: See you both later 2/6/22...

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"In twenty years, I guess, I could be dead; I could survive for longer though,' he said, 'but then again, I may have little time - it's been so long since I was in my prime. The sands of time perhaps are running low - I find it hard that I don't really know, because I'd take a cruise or rob...

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To all that this may concern, let this notice be known, "The Procrastinator Conference Day, has yet again been postponed."...

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Dear Procrastinator, Your yesterday’s tomorrow is today...

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maybe i'll do it now, maybe i'll just wait or, maybe i'll take a nap and save this little book for later, maybe i'll go run maybe i'll go jog, maybe i'll really think about it when this show is off, maybe i should socialize, maybe i should stay inside, maybe just maybe it may be better to go...

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The Procrastinator Have a tendency to procrastinate My motto: “Not now, it can wait.” "Let's negotiate a better price." "You mean it was sold, that wasn't nice." "How come we got a parking fine?" "Thought we had plenty of time." "Knew I was to clean up this mess." "But was busy, I must confess." "Yes, knew we were to meet at five." Didn't know...

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Procrastinator Higher hopes abound Master procrastinator Strikes out once again What is to be stayed Never more to recover Dreams are in the wind I can see it now My best opportunity Life could be greater Why am I like this I guess I should change my ways well... maybe later...

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How do you expect me to respond When you say I love you then you're gone Yes I know you're shy but how can I Prove my love true when away you fly Are you teasing and playing a game If that is so you should be ashamed Seriously if you really care Board the...

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Selectively forgetful, That's what my mother says - When I'm called to do some work, I escape in funny ways. I'm running short of time now But I'll tell you all I can Of all my weird excuses, Perhaps the worst made by man. ''Can't hear you!'' I'll just say, ''Cause the fan is way too loud''. And then I'll hear the footfall Like a crashing...

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I'm a procrastinator with OCD. I do nothing over and over again repeatedly....

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A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. Catagory: Serious...

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I think I'll do the wash today so much Has piled up since. But then the shopping must Be done, of this I am convinced. How such Predicaments evolved? I guess I'm just A lazy cuss who'd rather stay in bed. Although the chores are pending still, I swear By all that's holy, never let it said: I yield my soul to...

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