Prius Poems - Poems about Prius

...The body is a biological car, maybe you inherited a Rolls Royce, a Lamborghini, a Maserati, most probably you got a Prius or a work-truck. Sooner or later, whether a Bentley or a model T Ford ......Read the rest...

...Let me tell you a story, a story of woe: a tale of a pup who got lost in the snow. Daughter Laura, our eldest, came up to see us, drove home in a Jeep (to rhyme, insert Prius). She and her niece,......Read the rest...

...I dreamt I owned a 1939 Buick. Later, I realized I did not, but wondered: could tommy-gun wielding gangsters still be historically relevant without running-boards? A very cool car, just ask ......Read the rest...

...If these racists be so plentiful As them in power would believe. There should be at least one found Lurking... about my property. How to catch this dreaded beastie Was overarching on my mind?......Read the rest...

...Deft "star student" and beloved dynamic daughter upon her twenty fourth birthday I suppose... see:)? twas approximately early/mid March nineteen ninety six begat your fate obstetrics and gyne......Read the rest...

...Bumble bees Come inside And do not demise But transform to our surprise It’s all in the knack of Nothing rather go on willing But there they stood Before us two huge Humans with black and yel......Read the rest...

...Women Being Slighted Again Men can be controllers of women's lives And must give approval to their wives For things to do that they may want Down horrible husbands have to hunt. (Trump's favor......Read the rest...

...Quince Prius will not see us as others see us nor we him a chief of staff exceeding dim......Read the rest...

...Stand under the proscenium arch Listen to show tunes till doomsday comes Dawn with the songs of ever lasting darkness Tap dance your last dance on Broadway Burn the last lime light down Take ......Read the rest...

...You see them all the time, the Stepford wife and her counterpart, the bronzed over, buffed high sheen, man bun walking in skinny jeans, so tight they squeak... HIPSTER as they pass on by. ......Read the rest...

...Interruptions She calls each day at noon, after her maple bar and coffee. Her only meal for the day. Whiskey’s dinner. I try to pick up. Answering machines seem to frustrate her. I ......Read the rest...

...A Car Too Small By Elton Camp These high gas prices nearly all resent From reasonable to scandalous it went It’s a situation that I truly abhor I can’t drive a Town Car anymore To take a vacation ......Read the rest...

...Phooey to Tree Huggers By Elton Camp Folks tell me how they like my new Bentley It gets eleven miles per gallon, incidentally Such a low rating is absolutely fine with me Because I am a f......Read the rest...

...The Day I Saw Batman By Elton Camp When I was walking along in Gotham City The sight I saw seemed to be such a pity There stood Batman checking his cell phone With no Robin about, he was q......Read the rest...

...Eco-friendly? The Prius was so quiet That none of the kids spied it As it sped around the corner And struck Lil’ Jack Horner The driver didn’t stop As the kids stood there in shock Lil’ Jack lande......Read the rest...