Best Prius Poems

Quince Prius
will not see us as others see us
nor we him
a chief of staff exceeding dim...

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If these racists be so plentiful
As them in power would believe.
There should be at least one found
Lurking... about my property.
 
How to catch this dreaded...

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You see them all the time,
the Stepford wife 
and her counterpart,
the bronzed over, buffed high sheen,
man bun walking in skinny jeans,
so tight they squeak...
HIPSTER as...

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A Car Too Small

By Elton Camp

These high gas prices nearly all resent
From reasonable to scandalous it went
It’s a situation that I truly abhor
I can’t drive...

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The Day I Saw Batman

By Elton Camp

When I was walking along in Gotham City
The sight I saw seemed to be such a pity

There stood Batman...

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There once was a gal from motor city
who drove a Prius to give her celebrity.
Her guy drove a Ford
and cursed her “Oh, Lord!”
Their divorce was...

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Stand under the proscenium arch
Listen to show tunes till doomsday comes
Dawn with the songs of ever lasting darkness

Tap dance your last dance on Broadway 
Burn...

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Let me tell you a story, a story of woe:
a tale of a pup who got lost in the snow.
Daughter Laura, our eldest, came up...

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Eco-friendly?

The Prius was so quiet
That none of the kids spied it
As it sped around the corner
And struck Lil’ Jack Horner

The driver didn’t stop 
As the...

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Interruptions

She calls each day at noon, after her 
maple bar and coffee.  
Her only meal for the day.  Whiskey’s 
dinner.
I try to pick...

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Phooey to Tree Huggers

By Elton Camp

Folks tell me how they like my new Bentley
It gets eleven miles per gallon, incidentally 

Such a low rating is...

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Women Being Slighted Again

Men can be controllers of women's lives
And must give approval to their wives
For things to do that they may want
Down horrible husbands...

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Deft "star student" and beloved dynamic daughter upon her twenty fourth birthday

I suppose... see:)?

twas approximately early/mid March
nineteen ninety six begat your fate
obstetrics and gynecology specialist(s)
signalled...

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The body is a biological car,
maybe you inherited
a Rolls Royce, a Lamborghini,
a Maserati, most probably you got a Prius
or a work-truck.
Sooner or later,
whether a Bentley...

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Bumble bees
Come inside
And do not demise
But transform to our surprise
It’s all in the knack of
Nothing rather go on willing
But there they stood
Before us two huge
Humans...

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