It's nuts!
I live in a country where the president hates my guts.
Mine and and those of 175 million others ~
we're talking grandparents, parents, sister, and brothers.
And all because we didn't vote for that orange putz.
Inspired by one witty Nate White, of Britain
I vote him in a year ago
Vainglory man with orange glow
We didn’t have another choice
The country spoke, a single voice
I hate him not, he is the boss
There’s way his power comes across
So much revealed as time goes
For us to find and him disclose
No class, no charm, no wit, but troll
No warmth at all in present role
No wisdom, honor, humor, grace
Insults dispatched when face-to-face
He can be nasty, don’t show soul
He bashes heads to reach one’s goal
Lack of nuance and spite don’t stop
Behaves like bull in china shop
Offensive, crass, with shallow scope
We pray and watch, while harbor hope
For better life and worldly peace
He's mostly driven by caprice
Not man of word, give and withdraw
Commits to Russia win the war
He shakes the world to see what comes
Yet some big plans are yielding crumbs
Ain’t no compassion, noble not
Aims cutting Middle Eastern knot
Amusing? No, this isn’t the case
Who are you, Mr. Orange Face?
August 30, 2025
I have work up in the bed,
After getting results in my head,
For votes between Mathayo and Ditrick Richard,
Can I tell you what's goes ahead?
Do you really want to know?
Who has came president in the law,
Just cool, I will go very slow,
In my next stanza which will flow.
Name started with D, ended with K,
His name is DI TRI CK,
He has got a lot of ticks,
He has came winner in the week.
Congrats to him for leadership to pick,
Opposers are no longer strong than weak,
Some got strock and they become sick,
Losing the sit, they could not think.
Remember Y 2 K?
Then, there was 911
It came his first year
Then there was gulf war 2
Remember Katrina in 2005?
Don't forget financial crash of '08
Am I forgetting anything?
His leadership plate was always full
Such was the presidency of George Bush 2.
Donald Trump
jumping hundreds of humps
chowing quite a bit of rumps, red faced
wonder if he suffered mumps, imagine him laced …
light pink suit
splatters of blood
secret service men climbing into motorcade
Dallas Texas
November 22, 1963
some of us will never be the same
Since the election,
the president had promised
to let the people wear them too—
those red shoes.
But too much honey
turns to poison.
He could no longer see
what surrounded him.
The people
did not want red shoes.
They simply wanted
an ordinary life.
Karen—
yes, the girl—
had lived until then
without knowing the lure of dancing,
without knowing
the seduction of shoes.
But after that,
she danced
as if possessed
by the spell of the dance.
The honey
had worked too well.
Even knowing
it was wrong,
she couldn’t stop.
God
put an end to it—
by calling her
back to Him.
The president is still shouting something.
He cannot take off
his red shoes.
Still.
Let's speak of numbers.
I’m a Kenyan 2.0,
With an ID to prove.
I own the code—254,
Been here since I was 0.
Gen Z did awaken,
Learning the art in math—
The topic on tax,
And the story of Zakayo.
Gen Z did awaken,
Learning history’s tale:
The beauty of freedom—independence,
Yet freedom fighters still fade.
And the Bill of Rights,
Freedom of speech,
To stand against the bill—
Its creator sickened the breach.
Gen Z did awaken,
To our new 'Leader,'
A master of language,
Crafting his best lies.
The world on hold,
Schools, hospitals, streets—
All in chaos, all closed,
Waiting for ‘Mr. President.’
To speak of numbers,
Of those lost in protests,
Lost in abductions,
And those gained in corruption.
Protests painted red with blood and tears.
A beacon of peace in pieces.
A home of 'hakuna matata'
Full of mournings,
Numbers adding in the statistics.
We the people of the United States along with much of the world WITNESSED WITH OUR OWN EYES / and is therefore / THE SELF-EVIDENT TRUTH that:
Donald j. Trump / on January 6th / undertook the means and methods along with co-conspirators to deny The Legitimate Will Of The People of The United States to carry to completion the peaceful transfer of the power vested in the administration of that office and is therefore:
DEVOID OF LEGAL LEGITIMACY IN EVERY ACTION / and anyone who is instrumental in carrying out his will has effectively entered into a CONSPIRACY TO BREAK THE LAW!
Therefore:
1. All States Federal-Representatives must be recalled and new member sent back with the express purpose of removing this Republican dereliction through the process of impeachment
AND:
2. Arrest & Tri Donald j Trump for insurrection and treason.
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Since Ron Reagan, the world’s been
tariffing us near to death
Our manufacturing base vanished,
off to Communist China, or down to greedy Mexico
Not that we raised a hand to stop those who left
or, God forbid, offended the countries who committed theft
And now that we have a President who is racing
24/7, non-stop, to rescue our country
All the ‘polite people’ are out protesting:
There ‘he’ goes, offending Mexico, China, India, S. Korea
the very countries guilty of economic molesting…
And they, the ‘polite people,’ tank the market out of fear
-- Trump didn’t make them sell-off, ya hear?!
And when he deports gang members from Venezuela
or radical Islamists on ‘student visas’
The shouting, the screaming, from academia’s useless idiots
only increases
So, here’s a prayer for President Trump
that he can overcome the opposition
and get America over the hump
back to where we belong --
leading the free world
~ at the top of the bump
A penguin said to a grey seal
“ Trumps tariffs they cannot be real,
Cos there’s nowt here but poo
Turds pooped by me by you
He’s welcome to give THAT a feel”
Seal pondered then said, “That Trump guy
Is trouble, I’m not gonna lie
He may be the POTUS
But he’s hoodwinked all voters
To thinking that penguins can fly”
“Trumps tariffs are a real disgrace
Perhaps you should blast into space
Fly down to the White House
When you spot Trump the louse
Poop guano on his orange face”
orange tweeting bird
sent his buddy to Greenland
frosty reception!
Percy pig candies
UK tariff ten percent ~
are they for the chop?
penguins and grey seals
are desert island dwellers ~
how can they be charged?
dow jones Index falls
trump claims there will be a boom ~
egocentric creep!
Galvanizing, never scrutinized; each moment falsely tabulated;
Slanted, polarized polls, punishing spiteful pundits
Spouting, spinning lies in frantic unison squawking
Ridiculous versions of fear mongering tales,
Meant to frighten, meant to hurt,
Meant to clutch and pulverize power.
It takes only a calm, rational thinking moment
To see through the maze of their foggy logic.
Nothing they say is fact checked or based in truth.
Spinning frantic webs to catch the unwary
To call forth violence with rage filled rants,
They push disturbing diatribes, provoking mayhem..
Drumming up revolt among the weak-minded minions ,
They still cannot cloak their hurtful and murderous intent.
President Trump has called them out, laughing in their faces.
Finally unmasked and stripped of disguises
There is nowhere to run, no more hiding places.
We see you. We stare at the darkness behind your malicious eyes.
Your fake news fiction will never again deceive us with your lies.
The electoral college for President I say
Forget the humans
The electoral college is the real hero
Always making sure that many of our votes never count
What a treasure
A national phenomenon
That has ruined most of our lives
One non-vote at a time
There is a saying that I have heard,
And hopefully I've got it down here word for word,
'The Lunatics have taken over the asylum' is what the words say,
But I never thought this would apply to the good old US of A.
This President is just a big headed chump,
One day, I hope he falls with one almighty thump,
This man just walks over the countries of the world,
Him and his idiot billionare pal, who both want to make us live in an alternate netherworld.
I know these men have been succesful in getting their fortunes,
But they frighten me more than going to the dreaded dental surgeon,
I know they think they are just putting their own country first,
But does this have to mean making the rest of the world much worse.
Hopefully sometime soon, the American people will realise their big mistake,
And get rid of this man, who just makes the whole world shake!!
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