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Porkers Poems - Poems about Porkers

Piglets and Pigs

...Piglets and pigs are the picks of my pens
Practically perfect in ink
Parsimonious pip-squeaking partners
In pulchritudinous pink
Presumptuous porkers on pineapple pizzas
As porcupine people must...

Categories: porkers, animal, appreciation,
Form: Rhyme

Six Sugars

...At a drive-thru, I'm asked if they can take my order
“I'd like a coffee with six sugars and no comments, you porkers”
The voice stuttered like a goober
“Did you say SIX SUGARS???”
“You ha...

Categories: porkers, giggle,
Form: Limerick

Five Fat Porkers

...Five fat Porkers

Five fat Porkers, in a Pig Sty
Eating Swill and Cabbages,
Grunting with a me oh my.

One of these Pigs called Emily,
Was taken out one day,
Now delicious rashers of Bacon,
...

Categories: porkers, animal, food, humorous, nursery
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Mister Hamuel Porkington

...Meet Mr. Hamuel Porkington
His closest friends call him “Hammy”
A special hard working farmer
With an extremely industrious family

With his pretty and faithful wife “Porksy”
And their ...

Categories: porkers, fantasy,
Form: Quatrain

The Yodelin' Cowboy

...Hank was a hard workin' cowpoke who really earned his meager pay.
He rode his ass Old Red from early dawn 'til at night he hit the hay,
Fixin' fences, ropin' steers and brandin' dogies in the old c...

Categories: porkers, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Mr Hamuel Porkington

...Meet Mr. Hamuel Porkington
His closest friends call him “Hammy”
A special hard working farmer
With an extremely industrious family

With his pretty and faithful wife “Porksy”
And their ten little cho...

Categories: porkers, children, family, family,
Form: Quatrain

Not Rearing Pigs

...I received a cheque for three thousand pounds
For not rearing fifty pigs!
I laughed and I cried, I was aghast, so 
I danced a little jig!

The difficulty is…. not knowing how
You keep a detaile...

Categories: porkers, animals, funny, nature,
Form: Verse