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Porkers Poems - Poems about Porkers


Premium Member Piglets and Pigs
...Piglets and pigs are the picks of my pens Practically perfect in ink Parsimonious pip-squeaking partners In pulchritudinous pink Presumptuous porkers on pineapple pizzas As porcupine people must......

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Categories: porkers, animal, appreciation,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Six Sugars
...At a drive-thru, I'm asked if they can take my order “I'd like a coffee with six sugars and no comments, you porkers” The voice stuttered like a goober “Did you say SIX SUGARS???” “You ha......

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Categories: porkers, giggle,
Form: Limerick



Five Fat Porkers
...Five fat Porkers Five fat Porkers, in a Pig Sty Eating Swill and Cabbages, Grunting with a me oh my. One of these Pigs called Emily, Was taken out one day, Now delicious rashers of Bacon, ......

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Categories: porkers, animal, food, humorous, nursery
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Mister Hamuel Porkington
...Meet Mr. Hamuel Porkington His closest friends call him “Hammy” A special hard working farmer With an extremely industrious family With his pretty and faithful wife “Porksy” And their ......

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Categories: porkers, fantasy,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member The Yodelin' Cowboy
...Hank was a hard workin' cowpoke who really earned his meager pay. He rode his ass Old Red from early dawn 'til at night he hit the hay, Fixin' fences, ropin' steers and brandin' dogies in the old c......

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Categories: porkers, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Mr Hamuel Porkington
...Meet Mr. Hamuel Porkington His closest friends call him “Hammy” A special hard working farmer With an extremely industrious family With his pretty and faithful wife “Porksy” And their ten little cho......

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Categories: porkers, children, family, family,
Form: Quatrain
Not Rearing Pigs
...I received a cheque for three thousand pounds For not rearing fifty pigs! I laughed and I cried, I was aghast, so I danced a little jig! The difficulty is…. not knowing how You keep a detaile......

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Categories: porkers, animals, funny, nature,
Form: Verse

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