Porkers Poems - Poems about Porkers

...Piglets and pigs are the picks of my pens Practically perfect in ink Parsimonious pip-squeaking partners In pulchritudinous pink Presumptuous porkers on pineapple pizzas As porcupine people must......Read the rest...

...At a drive-thru, I'm asked if they can take my order “I'd like a coffee with six sugars and no comments, you porkers” The voice stuttered like a goober “Did you say SIX SUGARS???” “You ha......Read the rest...

...Five fat Porkers Five fat Porkers, in a Pig Sty Eating Swill and Cabbages, Grunting with a me oh my. One of these Pigs called Emily, Was taken out one day, Now delicious rashers of Bacon, ......Read the rest...

...Meet Mr. Hamuel Porkington His closest friends call him “Hammy” A special hard working farmer With an extremely industrious family With his pretty and faithful wife “Porksy” And their ......Read the rest...

...Hank was a hard workin' cowpoke who really earned his meager pay. He rode his ass Old Red from early dawn 'til at night he hit the hay, Fixin' fences, ropin' steers and brandin' dogies in the old c......Read the rest...

...Meet Mr. Hamuel Porkington His closest friends call him “Hammy” A special hard working farmer With an extremely industrious family With his pretty and faithful wife “Porksy” And their ten little cho......Read the rest...

...I received a cheque for three thousand pounds For not rearing fifty pigs! I laughed and I cried, I was aghast, so I danced a little jig! The difficulty is…. not knowing how You keep a detaile......Read the rest...