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Six Sugars

At a drive-thru, I'm asked if they can take my order “I'd like a coffee with six sugars and no comments, you porkers” The voice stuttered like a goober “Did you say SIX SUGARS???” “You have a problem with that? Look, everyone has their own disorders!”

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Sand Blown

Date: 7/4/2019 2:37:00 PM

man oh man...went to a tim hortons recently...i said, 'hi...coffee...three sugar! (smiled)...one cream'.....the waitress winked and asked if that was all....lol : ) hahaha

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/4/2019 2:44:00 PM

I usually ask for a double-double at Timmy's because I'm embarrassed to ask for what I really want! LOL, So I secretly bring along packets of Splenda!! Tricky eh! XOXOX

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 7/4/2019 8:10:00 AM

I used to take SEVEN sugars in my coffee. Took me years, but I'm finally black. Only the good stuff. x

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/4/2019 8:23:00 AM

SEVEN!!!! Holy crap! And another Holy crap for the black thing! Good for you though with the black thing! OOOEEEE! Much love, my love! XOXOX

Arturo Michael

Date: 7/4/2019 7:34:00 AM

I would give you a bag of sugar... everyone certainly have disorders...

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/4/2019 7:38:00 AM

How about Splenda!!! LOL