Poops Poems - Poems about Poops

Everything that was expected from me Wilting like the wreaths Perfectly placed near the scene But the flowers are not for me Everything that was expected of you A storyline that I had drafted too soon And I feel guilty for the things I do I'll shut my eyes before we meet at high noon Expectation dies in a shot or two But the...

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On another site, I average 600 views a day My approach is different, more artsy let's say My nose rides higher Suppressing farts is required Ain't no friends like our Soup Poops, no way...

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I am playing with my dollies And my princess pram all pink I'm nearly 5 A big girl now No more nappies Or plastic pants I think I outgrew the potty When I was only three My mum says it's because I am brave Now I go to the toilet all by myself But today my bum didn't behave My tummy was hurting Making squidgy noises too Blowing bubbles...

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They wait in the streets with a bucket and spade The gardeners waiting for a horse to oblige First it is the milkman, with bottles a rattling Then the coalman with his nutty slag in a bag The horses of each carrier doesn’t look like he will Lift his tail scrunch his face and do what they want He is waiting...

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Everyone poops, It doesn't matter if you eat salad or soup, or if you're a fish in the sea, We all poop and we pee. You could be a bear in the woods, Who poops where he should, or the guy that only eats cheese who wishes he could. You could be the prettiest girl, That's ever lived on this world, You'd still...

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You should not be embarrassed or shy when sometimes something embarrassing taints your pride; it can be a karaoke gone wrong, a misspelling of a verse in church, wardrobe dysfunction in a public space.... You should remember that everyone poops- no need to hide as you get into the toilet; it's part and parcel of life....

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Seven hours now since the curry last night made a dash for the bathroom as something's not right amidst the burning and pain and occasional squeals right now I know just how a piping bag feels Sailing very close to the wind for contest 'Everyone poops', sponsored by Roy Jerden. 27th July 2015...

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When nature calls away from home you need to find a public throne a place that's clean to spread your cheeks one that flushes without plumbing leaks not at an outhouse or a remote latrine they're so disgusting and very obscene Time to hurry you're poking cotton skid mark stains are never forgotten parking your car at the local K-mart releasing pressure, cheek...

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EVERYBODY POOPS! OH CRAP!!! I must go see a man about a dog. Drop a log in he water. Gotta hurry, its Prairie Doggin’ Cop a squat Ease the squeeze Take a crap (or better yet – leave one) Take a dump GOTTA POOP!!! John G. Lawless 6/6/2015...

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