Poops Poems - Poems about Poops

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Everything that was expected from me
Wilting like the wreaths
Perfectly placed near the scene
But the flowers are not for me
Everything that was expected of you
A storyline that I had drafted too soon
And I feel guilty for the things I do
I'll shut my eyes before we meet at high noon
Expectation dies in a shot or two
But the

Categories: poops, eulogy,
Form: Free verse

Soup Poops

On another site, I average 600 views a day
My approach is different, more artsy let's say
My nose rides higher
Suppressing farts is required
Ain't no friends like our Soup Poops, no way

Categories: poops, dedication,
Form: Limerick

Everyone Poops

I am playing with my dollies
And my princess pram all pink
I'm nearly 5
A big girl now
No more nappies
Or plastic pants
I think

I outgrew the potty
When I was only three
My mum says it's because I am brave
Now I go to the toilet all by myself
But today my bum didn't behave

My tummy was hurting
Making squidgy noises too
Blowing bubbles

Categories: poops, body, humor, humorous, wedding,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Rhubarb-Everyone Poops Contest

They wait in the streets with a bucket and spade
The gardeners waiting for a horse to oblige
First it is the milkman, with bottles a rattling
Then the coalman with his nutty slag in a bag
The horses of each carrier doesn’t look like he will
Lift his tail scrunch his face and do what they want

He is waiting

Categories: poops, garden, heaven,
Form: Verse

Everyone Poops

Everyone poops,
It doesn't matter if you eat salad or soup,
or if you're a fish in the sea, 
We all poop and we pee.

You could be a bear in the woods,
Who poops where he should,
or the guy that only eats cheese who wishes he could.

You could be the prettiest girl,
That's ever lived on this world,
You'd still

Categories: poops, cheer up, children, kids,
Form: Light Verse

Everyone Poops

You should not be embarrassed
or shy when sometimes something
embarrassing taints your pride;
it can be a karaoke gone wrong,
a misspelling of a verse in church,
wardrobe dysfunction in a public space....
You should remember that everyone poops-
no need to hide as you get into the toilet;
it's part and parcel of life.

Categories: poops, humor, identity, imagery, inspiration,
Form: Free verse

Everyone Poops- Contest

Seven hours now since the curry last night
made a dash for the bathroom as something's not right
amidst the burning and pain and occasional squeals
right now I know just how a piping bag feels


Sailing very close to the wind for contest
 'Everyone poops', sponsored by Roy Jerden.
27th July 2015

Categories: poops, pain,
Form: Rhyme

Everyone Poops

When nature calls away from home
you need to find a public throne
a place that's clean to spread your cheeks
one that flushes without plumbing leaks
not at an outhouse or a remote latrine 
they're so disgusting and very obscene

Time to hurry you're poking cotton
skid mark stains are never forgotten
parking your car at the local K-mart
releasing pressure, cheek

Categories: poops, angst, conflict, funny, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Everybody Poops

EVERYBODY POOPS!


OH CRAP!!!

I must go see a man about a dog.

Drop a log in he water.

Gotta hurry, its Prairie Doggin’

Cop a squat

Ease the squeeze

Take a crap (or better yet – leave one)

Take a dump

GOTTA POOP!!!


John G. Lawless
6/6/2015

Categories: poops, humor, life,
Form: I do not know?