Poops Poems - Poems about Poops

... Did I tell you about my dog, how exceptional he is at mimicking my behavior? When there’s a knock at the door he’s right behind me. Or when I sit at the table – breakfast, lunch, or d......Read the rest...

...Colin is a cabby with a proper taxi cab He drives for all the passengers an Uber didn’t grab Which means he has a lot of time to kill most every day And lots of evil folk to deal with if they come......Read the rest...

...Away from the dog park He circles three times Without the doggie bags His poops are now crimes The neighbors were peering Through curtains half shut As I strolled by whistling “that isn’t my......Read the rest...

...My neighbor, Pete, is very frustrated For two weeks he has been constipated Then, in Poetry Soup I heard him yell, "Whoop Whoop!" His laxative had been activated! He eats spicy food an......Read the rest...

... My kitty needs the biggest litter box, because this sweet kitty poops like an ox; she kicks the litter around, but, never covers the mound ... Meows- left you a gift in my inbox !......Read the rest...

...The dingy grey city dove Poops on us from high above We’d like to give'm a quick shove Smack'm with an old golf club Bury'm beneath a shrub John G. Lawless ©4/24/2023......Read the rest...

...Sleep eludes me Women, kids, money, dreams, problems Cycle in and out Numb to the present I can't do anything about Run from here to there Every place becomes intolerable Where will I rest my ......Read the rest...

...Go on break its heart, don't be shy, ask it why was it said in that way and not another? Or maybe why the hell you even said that anyway? A poem enters a boxing ring gets beaten up, yet in the en......Read the rest...

...Everything I know...I learned from children’s books One day I ran to Grandpa and I looked into his ear. “Mommy says you’re pretty smart…do you keep your brains in here?” “Oh, It’s too dark. I......Read the rest...

...it started out simple just naps n poops then came cereal and up before noon too much happened too soon but i wasnt expecting it to be this blue I was little Why did I grow up I just ......Read the rest...

...Some people lose their eyes. Spiders fall from the sky. I ate a green hotdog once. My grandma’s dog poops green. A giggle. Two of them look to see if I am listening. I pretend I am not. That’s......Read the rest...

...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1tKP2npRz4 Sister Yanny baked brownies in the orphanage. This was a rare occasion for money was scarce and there were more important things to buy such as milk......Read the rest...

...It sprang upon me, a clawed metaphor not anything real, but a shaggy crypto-beast. Hand picked alliterations scatter like litter. Then the seductive purr the mannered modes, the manicured fo......Read the rest...

...My auntie purchased a great dane, That mutt really drives her insane When it does a poop, It won’t fit the scoop, Her husband’s now hired a crane They also have got a Shih Tzu It......Read the rest...

...I mowed my lawn in my red Jimmy Choos Now there’s dog poop on my new shoes My lazy neighbor's got an untrained pup It poops on MY lawn - they don’t clean it up! The lawn’s dotted ......Read the rest...