Everyone Poops

Everyone poops, It doesn't matter if you eat salad or soup, or if you're a fish in the sea, We all poop and we pee. You could be a bear in the woods, Who poops where he should, or the guy that only eats cheese who wishes he could. You could be the prettiest girl, That's ever lived on this world, You'd still poop like the rest of us and flush it down with a swirl. Athletes even have to go poo, They can come first in the race but they still go number 2. So don't feel so bad everyone does it, Your mother, your father, your siblings, and cousins, Everyone poops, Everyone knows that it's brown Can you keep a secret, I'm pooping right now!