Plaice Poems - Poems about Plaice

...It CAN be ‘fish n chips’ stop carping on, there’s no plaice for rudeness! It's so sad to see a person out of their depths and just floundering Why is it that some people alw......Read the rest...

...Don't talk about Chloe's Paradise: All about surplus bags of rice Commoners hate their present price And now don't near without advice. Tell me of other paradise: Chloe had reached his throug......Read the rest...

...Now see a fine display in market hall Where fishmonger's stalls sell the freshest catch. A world of wet white tiles and melting ice. Seafood displayed, arranged in rank and file. One Scottish ......Read the rest...

...her lying alibi was found dead at sea ~ his sole’s in the right plaice......Read the rest...

...Dont hatchet your chickens before they can count Play bye The rules definitively crowded by the losses slapped by the hand of me burd please get me wrogn i know your leg hurts but your uglliey ......Read the rest...

...Dont hatchet your chickens before they can count Play bye The rules definitively crowded by the losses slapped by the hand of me burd please get me wrogn i know your leg hurts but your uglliey ......Read the rest...

...Deer poet tree righters fore the cite Pleas will ewe bee sweet and worn me if ewe have scene any miss stakes eye have maid butt eye no my speeling and ewes off English is prefect! Eye......Read the rest...

...One night an octopus said, Those whelks should be in bed. Said the herring to the plaice, Would you please say grace. "I say" said a passing whale, "Is that kipper for sale." There is something......Read the rest...

...Figuratively Speaking... a compendium I’m having slugs for dinner Twelve dozen on toast Some people turn their nose up Apparently that’s gross I’m joining metal plates Using heat to make th......Read the rest...

...These humorous lines were inspired by Viv Wigley's "Food Fight" contest. Could not resist the temptation:) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Lettuce pray before ......Read the rest...

...lets meat- my mary friends for a pot LUCK meal at my plaice colleen can you m a k e your hale mary chilly patricia please make your suite bury pi steve l o ......Read the rest...

...It was way after eight, at the Cat in the Hat. The whole plaice was swimming, quoth the mackrel to sprat. Though the milk was upset, she still stifled her cry, So sorry i spilt you, mu......Read the rest...

...Said a Cod to a wise old Eel, I would like to know how you feel? Though people snack on dips, Lots more eat fish and chips. They say it has great meal appeal! Said the Eel to the wise old Cod,......Read the rest...

...IF YOU READ THE WORDS OUT LOUD IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE! Once eye never had a hare out of plaice Now I’m going bawled and eye am feeling blew People are laughing and are starting ......Read the rest...

...I once dated a pilot … We both had our head in the clouds Our relationship lead to a lot of turbulence - I guess it never really got off the ground! I once dated a glazier… He tho......Read the rest...