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Hair Raising Homophones

IF YOU READ THE WORDS OUT LOUD IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE!

Once eye never had a hare out of plaice
Now I’m going bawled and eye am feeling blew
People are laughing and are starting to stair
Eye am going horse telling them my tail
Sum folks are very suite and don’t mention my bold scull
But others have no hart and eye hate the way they teas me
Eye am not vane, but my heir has not groan for sum weaks
Who nose what will happen, eye cannot altar my hare with die
Eye think eye knead to ware a flour in my lox and eye will look sew sheikh

FICTIONAL WRITE USING HOMOPHONES

09~19~16

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Joanna Daniel September 24, 2016 at 7:17 AM This is extreme fun:) love your writings:) Jan Allison September 25, 2016 at 6:35 PM Thanks Jo:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May September 21, 2016 at 12:22 PM Here hair!...I enjoyed your write Jan...nicely done.. Jan Allison September 21, 2016 at 3:21 PM lol thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Hauser September 21, 2016 at 8:14 AM Great imagination! Love it! Jan Allison September 21, 2016 at 8:25 AM Thanks Mike - it looks complicated to read but if it is said out loud it makes perfect sense lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White September 20, 2016 at 9:00 AM WoW, this is just insane Jan, I LAUGH it!! Jan Allison September 20, 2016 at 9:05 AM LOL Darren I wrote another poem called aisle sea ewe - that is much better:-) hugs Jan xx

Abosede Ogundare September 20, 2016 at 8:46 AM I couldn't stop laughing Jan! This is incredible! thanks for sharing this lovely gem Jan Allison September 20, 2016 at 8:48 AM Thanks Abosede I think if you read it out loud it makes a lot more sense than the written word:-) hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley September 20, 2016 at 7:21 AM grate right, Jan, very hench oilable. Viv x Jan Allison September 20, 2016 at 7:27 AM LOL Mr Viv I thought I'd boobed as I had no comments until today lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Miraj Raha September 20, 2016 at 2:39 AM spectacooler peace Jan.lol,I am not as good as you. Jan Allison September 20, 2016 at 2:41 AM LOL thanks Miraj - the English language is so complicated and confusing with dual meanings to words:-) hugs jan xx

Daniel Turner September 19, 2016 at 9:45 PM I hope you meant this to be funny because I was laughing at the end, Jan.The English language is very confusing to those trying to learn it and me trying to read it:) Jan Allison September 20, 2016 at 1:42 AM Phew Thanks SO much Daniel you have restored my faith in my poetry!!! yes it was tongue in cheek meant to be funny highlighting the issues with the English language. I remember Jerry Curtis did a Homophones contest and it was such fun - I wrote a poem called 'aisle sea ewe :-) hugs Jan xx