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When eye was eating my serial this mourning Aye red the hole rules four the contest Eye sore it inn black and white It was plane for all two sea The sponsor said wee CAN make miss steaks Butt too me this practise isn’t write, Nun are aloud, they are usually band Yule have guest its throne me off coarse Ewe awl no wee kneed too right perfect poetry How can wee expect two win Hour poem mite bee bard Weave always bean tolled Anne error can't bee maid Sew is the fax I didn’t ewes my spell chequer a gambol… May bee I knead a lessen how too rite inn the write tents two Tell me strait, do my versus make any scents too ewe? Who nose, my poem mite sale to a plaice at the top of the podium Contest Don’t fight it ….write it!!!! – Sponsor John Lawless 08~13~15

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James Fraser

Date: 10/10/2015 3:04:00 PM

After rubbing my eyes having one glass of wine. Upon rubbing, the text is still the bloody same. Now viewing the % level with the 'Hubble Telescope' it's dawned on me. It's the trickery of a talented Poetess called Jan. Phew, mind you, if a wine did that, I'd be buying the Winery ;-) hugs always // James xx

James Fraser
Date: 10/10/2015 5:02:00 PM

Haha, love the reply, making me double DUH! - missed a a trick there xx

Jan Allison
Date: 10/10/2015 4:08:00 PM

I got a tops spot four this rite James so grate to get a number won plaice:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/17/2015 6:46:00 PM

YOu don't have anything new up, but I will come here to say CONGRATS (I'm an idiot not to have done this one)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/18/2015 4:40:00 AM

I have an ageing poem up today... maybe you read it and forgot lol:-) hugs jan xxx

Skat A

Date: 8/17/2015 3:42:00 PM

Jan, Congratulations on the DON'T FIGHT IT.....WRITE IT!! contest... SKAT

Jan Allison
Date: 8/17/2015 3:50:00 PM

Thanks Skat:-) hugs Jan xx

Seren Roberts

Date: 8/15/2015 6:26:00 PM

bet that tuk ewe ayges to right..gud won .....Seren

Jan Allison
Date: 8/15/2015 6:32:00 PM

only about ten minutes or maybe that was a miss stake and it took me eleven lol:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 8/15/2015 6:18:00 PM

Congratulations on your write. Hugs Eve

Jan Allison
Date: 8/15/2015 6:19:00 PM

Thanks Eve :-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 8/15/2015 4:21:00 PM

Hi Jan...you did well to attend both Oxford and Cambridge universities...it shows in this eggsellent poem!:) Thank you for a hearty laugh! ~ Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 8/15/2015 4:26:00 PM

lol Paul - university of life for me only :-) hugs Jan xx

Edlynn Nau

Date: 8/14/2015 7:05:00 PM

BAH ha huh! I cud Knot stop Laffing! Love language play (of course)! SUPER GREAT USE OF HOMOPHONES! I DID want to lick the end of my red pencil and start inserting carrots ^ and Sp and all that jazz! Great Fun!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/15/2015 4:25:00 PM

I cant agree with you more! hugs Jan xx

Edlynn Nau
Date: 8/14/2015 10:43:00 PM

I think most of us will admit to NOT writing our poems. Rather, some lithe spirit enters and takes control of our hand! Lol!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/14/2015 7:07:00 PM

LOL Thanks Edlynn - i simply have to go with the flow of my pen I really have no control over where my muse takes me - thankfully most of the poems have a humourous touch:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 8/14/2015 5:30:00 PM

Jan, l enjoy reading your writes. Because l never know what to expect. With that being said you sure know how to make someone laugh out loud! Your pen is amazing. Best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis 7 P.S. Eye understud evree wurd.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/14/2015 5:32:00 PM

aww thanks Alexis I had fun with this one - I do try and write with humour whenever I can:-) hugs Jan xx

Rachel Preston

Date: 8/14/2015 8:39:00 AM

I can't believe i managed to understand that given my delicate state.,,.,.,. excellent!! x

Jan Allison
Date: 8/14/2015 8:45:00 AM

That Rachel is a great achievement!!!! Hugs jan xxx

Casarah Nance

Date: 8/14/2015 6:54:00 AM

Wow...that was uh...well I should have waited until I finished this cup of coffee, cause my brain hurts now...lol..very creative..!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/14/2015 6:57:00 AM

lol Cas - do I need to translation underneath I wonder - don't want people to give up reading it after the first line - or maybe they are simply appalled at my 'errors' lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anu Nayak

Date: 8/14/2015 4:41:00 AM

Dear Jan,funny and beautiful!!! If kids make errors all enjoy but as we grow old we are taught to be serious and perfect....i appreciate the sponsor for invoking the child in.us....your poem is tooo good....missing my childhood days loved it!!!!good luck dear Anu:-)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/14/2015 4:43:00 AM

Just a fun write/rite/right but with a serious message too or is that two or to lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 8/14/2015 2:16:00 AM

Jan, yu ntit eat egein! gud lak!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/14/2015 3:54:00 AM

Thanks Demetrios:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 8/14/2015 12:38:00 AM

Love it, great job Hugs Eve

Jan Allison
Date: 8/14/2015 12:41:00 AM

Thanks Eve:-) hugs janxx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/13/2015 11:12:00 PM

Jan, I never can read what this judge wants from us, but if you pull it off, then I will know for sure. He hates grammarians. hahaha. This is AWESOME!! I just bet it wins!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/13/2015 11:24:00 PM

When I saw we could make mistakes it made me laugh out loud after my recent experiences I have given up trying to write to win contests - I write and hope I don't get yet another N/A:-( hugs Jan xx

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 8/13/2015 10:42:00 PM

Wow how creative is this one Jan! Hats off to u my dear dear friend! Sure winner!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/13/2015 11:22:00 PM

Thanks Dr Sharma:-) hugs Jan xx

Darlene Gifford

Date: 8/13/2015 9:59:00 PM

A very funny write, Jan! A 7. Very different and creative. Sure to be a big hit in the contest. Yours in poetry, ~~~Darlene

Jan Allison
Date: 8/13/2015 11:21:00 PM

I hope John likes it Darlene:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Schneiter

Date: 8/13/2015 8:03:00 PM

Jan, Eye kan't tale you how munch I injoyed this poem. It's a delite and shows your verseatility in riting all typos of poetry. You amaize me. * * * Super job, Jan. Hugs, always.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/13/2015 11:20:00 PM

LOL Thanks Paul - eye had fun with this won righting it was easy I hope people understand it:-) hugs jan xx

Judy Konos

Date: 8/13/2015 7:02:00 PM

a goodie goodie...chuckle....

Jan Allison
Date: 8/13/2015 7:04:00 PM

Thanks Judy I hope the homonyms don't put people off from reading the poem:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 8/13/2015 6:25:00 PM

this is absolutely hilarious, jan! it took me a while to read it but it was so worth it! bravo to you - i'd be shocked if this didn't take a top spot!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/13/2015 6:33:00 PM

I'm not sure if I should do a translation underneath it Ilene lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 8/13/2015 5:05:00 PM

lol...good one...I saw an air : )

Jan Allison
Date: 8/13/2015 5:19:00 PM

lol :-) I used my smell chequer I think my poem is perfect Tim:-) hugs Jan xx