Piddle Poems - Poems about Piddle

.... t'wuz mom'z huni (chortles) her widdle piddle mons'er "put your teeth in dad" ......Read the rest...

.... until night time then i'mz hern spooky fluffy callz ......Read the rest...

...She escaped with her life, but barely. He had been determined to take her light. Her self-confidence had been eroded to a tiny piddle. The first thing he had done was eliminate her family And h......Read the rest...

...The rhyme "Hey diddle diddle" For me poses a riddle: What possible need Has a cat for a fiddle? A cow might jump over the moon, So I'm told, If a milkmaid's hands Are unexpectedly cold. Which......Read the rest...

...Soon, the sun was lying low, a bright full moon was now on show Santa switched on Walnut’s glow… “Ho Ho Ho and away we go.” Walnut played along and led the team of reindeer and their sled A dog th......Read the rest...

...EPIGRAMS IV Improve yourself by others' writings, attaining freely what they purchased at the expense of experience. —Socrates, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch I didn’t me......Read the rest...

... LOST IN BRITAIN Poling, Patching, Nether Wallop, Matching Tye and Droop Plumpton, Lickfold, Puddletown, Westward Ho! and Throop. Hole of Horcum, New Invention, ......Read the rest...

...Intentions fall akin to ashes on the pyre. Of our procrastination quixotic fire We've got a penchant for delay and distraction. A puerile fear of routine and reaction. But in our de......Read the rest...

...The skyline merges with the sky. As I observe kilns and ovens high, Their smoke rising up to the clouds, In a heated chamber, pollution enshrouds The furnace roars with fiery heat. ......Read the rest...

...A mere mortal I am to AI. A demi tasse slurp, a tiny thought bubble, blowing in the wind, pieced to pop with puny plunk, just a pip spat out. My brain drained to a pitiful paltry piddle, int......Read the rest...

...A field day shoe fit for Mother Goose Fruitless effort squeezing figurative juice Pandora called triggering helter skelter to get loose necessitating Bullwinkle J. Moose to usher at yours t......Read the rest...

...From urine the English made urinal; the French were no less practical. From "pisser" they made pissoir, a noun a feature in many a mensroom found. The overly refined and prudish, of course, cons......Read the rest...

...Beyond the hedgerow where the river does flow Where bunnies unbridled cavort to and fro And commune with the cows where the new grasses sprout What, one could ask, might they natter about? … … ......Read the rest...

...Mother Goose would find her tail feathers ruffled Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle when off to see a crooked man and woman, whilst cowards jumped over moo ving little pair of mis......Read the rest...

...My Christmas lights emerged a tangle They twisted and turned at an angle toes caught the middle caused me to piddle The shock caused my jingle to jangle......Read the rest...