The Piddle Pad

It has become necessary to use piddle pads in the back room So I am not interrupted at night and try to make sleep resume My neighborhood has gotten run down and people can be bad If I had a doggie door vermin and thieves would take all I had My dogs are getting older and harder to teach It seems the piddle pad is always out of reach Kublia proudly stands on it, just his front part His bottom half on the bare floor missing the mark A sea of pee puddles that the clean pad does not absorb I spent my money on the piddle pad so I could mop no more Genghis sniffs the pad and then runs to the wall by the open door He lifts his hind leg and smiles as he pees on the mopboard So I clean the floor and give the clean piddle pads away And bought giant reusable piddle pads on the same day The big pads overlap the mopboard and covers the floor of the room Now my doggies use them right, and I use less of the mop and broom