Humorous Philosophy Poems

Everybody makes boobies,
Put our big feet in it,
Just some clumsy footwork
And we find ourselves in a pit.

Everybody makes boobies,
Everybody makes mistakes,
When shooting our life’s film,
There...

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With hair ablaze, a jester unconfined,
I scoffed at the mundane, its life declined.
My wardrobe, a riot, a rhapsody bold,
Mismatched socks my standard, stories untold.

In classrooms...

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There are those who think with their head
From the time they’re born until dead.
For them, things always seem logical.
Sometimes profound, but never magical.
Then there are...

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Did Charles Darwin really say Survival Of The Fittest? 
When overwhelming evidence suggests he meant The Thickest!...

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the universe exists
to give humans a backstory
- no humans, no universe
it’s all heads
in the shape of our heads

history could be made up
and I know people...

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I’ve read many scholarly 
works 

those firmly grounded and 
those firmly berserk

bored by page 2,
rarely anything new
doubtful that either are
true

with cute linguistic twerk
we fool the...

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In twilight's realm, where moonbeams entwine,
Two owls engaged in a contrast of minds:
A Great Horned Owl, proud and strong,
And a Great Gray Owl, cunning and...

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ice fishing
is there a science to it

that's fiction

I say that
cause my fish is somewhat small

mayhaps your hole is too small
if you make your hole bigger
your...

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Wherever I find a hole
I attempt to fill it with poetry: 

the pocket, the heart, poetry
my go-to
mending part~ 

no seamstress should do
without a lyric or...

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Money can be good,
or worse than you realize...!

  It's a consumer machine...
And just think about spending...
  Think it's "sexy" just because
  makes...

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This room is odd…
Do I remember it? 
This house is big but surely…

I have been in this room before
The paintings are odd in subject matter,
Execution,...

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cool
ascending
ascent
affirms
saxophoning
jazzbots
like sparkling parks 
beneath
a world 

walking
with 
blurred heart

I confess:
I did
do
something
somewhere
at some 
point in time

held 
onto
spinning
 beliefs 
     as
the sledgehammer 
of reality
crushed...

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Most Compleat Angler there ever was
With worms for company without fuss!...

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I stared at the wall, it stared back at me.
I was so lonesome longed for a roomie.

And as I despaired, with feelings of dread,
I heard...

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Far wiser than philosophers
are writings penned by our
ambassadors of Laugh ~ our men
and women esteemed for
Comical Gaff – Let's float our 
politicians such raft; let's...

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