Peru Poems - Poems about Peru

...Once there was a farmer Who rode to the pub on a llama He said "In Peru It's the thing to do Isn't she a charmer?"......Read More

... Once knew this man from Peru His body odour was disgusting peewww Whenever he passed Flowers would gasp As the air turned a violety blue<>...Read More

... I heard, a couple days ago, the Austin Armadillos spent thirty million dollars for some slugger named Peru Whose last year’s on-base-average, from the year before, had doubled from a pretty wimpy POINT-O-ONE - to a whop......Read More

... There is a golfer from Lima, Peru On each of his balls, a llama tattooed Up and down his scores jump Like a llama's bi......Read More

...Andean Mountain Cats are listed as, endangered and are found in, Peru, Bolivia, Chile and Argentina They inhabit arid to semi-arid areas, in the Andes Mountains and their thick fur an......Read More

...essness of poverty oft times seemed very cruel and random One day while driving in Vermont from Rawsonville to South Peru I had a strange experience I’d really like to share with you While driving through a woods so dense that one coul......Read More

...In closed eyes I see her all her beauty Like a butterfly she is, surrounded in her cocoon In time she will emerge......Read More

... There was a polite llama from Peru Who encountered a wild boar with the flu Llama said, 'Please don your mask If it's......Read More

...Doggerel I A$$-Tronomical by Michael R. Burch Einstein, the frizzy-haired, proved E equals MC squared. Thus, a......Read More

... Those who sell you taboo bamboo that grew all through Peru in new bright blue shampoo, could woo a gnu into a zoo. and screw its crew in lieu of due review mad......Read More

... Once knew this man from Peru His body odor was disgusting peewww Whenever he passed Flowers would gasp As the air turned a violety blue<>...Read More

...LORD, I humbly greet Thee who got me up, gifted me another DAY God in THREE PERSONS: Father, Son, Spirit, I love Thee ......Read More

...ved bliss oh so divine. Fresh animal tracks thru equa door gave urge right of way plethora experiencing cuteness (Peru) vid me oy vey while taking virtually augmented jaunt to Uruguay cats, dogs, horses... as they (meow, ruff, b......Read More

...pleted of teeming Aztecs, The Maya also pyramid builders (Mexico & Guatemala), And the wonderfully organized Inca, in Peru Despite topography with cliffs & highlands IV They have not all gone, or been killed Without livestock and ch......Read More

...on on a classic limerick by Michael R. Burch Here's another take on a golden oldie: There was an old man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He awoke one dark night from a terrible fright to discover his dream had co......Read More