Lima Describe How Yours Truly Went Peru Zing

Lima describe how yours truly went Peru zing... thru truckloads of his personal communiqués broadcast (methinks quite some years ago) across world wide web, but now still smarting from selfishness, I feel quite aghast. Yes practically every word needs be overwritten with bleep, nevertheless, an intimation doth arise regarding me-an utter creep, whose abominable banality, deplorable effability, horrible insecurity, miserable notoriety... impossible mission to expunge indelible impression wrought upon kith and kin, their rancor towards me invariably runs deep. A veritable desert storm sweeps across psyche of one humbled wedded wordsmith, who derived vicarious testosterone laden pleasure attempting to arouse adventuristic, cathartic, erotic, gymnastic, idealistic, kinetic, monopolistic, opportunistic, quixotic, sensualistic, unproblematic, and wholistic desire. Upon scrolling thru mine quite x-rated, sordid outdated personal classified advertisements herewith follows mild mannered random sample. ...though in me noggin go wah wick it tee whack ass i ham bull across mental railroad track ah bet cha, u probably hit the sack perhaps after quaffing ample liquor on the rack perhaps daniels jack or toke king a drag to ease the frack king beau wows - whether yar special prince charming white or orange is the new black. poetry n prose trademark tagline of non rugged Scottish tar tanned Matt whose seeks emotional covalent bond with a gentle electronic sparks fur us to align. I use words to hew as doth an ax cuz, this man haint wanna re:sieve any mo' cracks hoop ping newt to induce any flax wassup - u ax well just wanna relax n enjoy intercourse 2 the max. 'Though principle balance accounts compounding interest to pusillanimous po' paw span more'n one direction set 724 numb bored abode west o old railroad tracks don't cross less b cum human co slaw. thus police try knot 2 judge me though yar mind i might tax via the following human healthy (nada hedonistic) nirvana pardner 2 ride gingerly as if...among pacman with his oxygenated yoked yaks. I lived west about a doze zen dirty dire strait deeds done dirt cheap miles from center city Philadelphia, Pennsylvania), where tapped kidney git freeze and saw no email nor any text message e'en one replete with scum n sleaze cuz I wanna u2 to hear inxs of imagine dragons snorting on verge to sne...snee...sneez...sneeze possibly allergic flirting with amorous tease, whereat rolling in the hay induces wheeze. I recoil with revulsion absolute zero excuse touting ignoble, horrible, fallible, execrable... extramarital misdeeds sabotaging marital fidelity courtesy fostering illicit relationships with veritable females, who possibly found me feeble poetic antics docile, juvenile, nonvolatile, ultravirile (ha) bemused, cajoled, enticed, finagled... at overtures sporting Casanova wannabe.