Sorry Personification Poems

African mud banks are my go-to place
Yummy termites and ants my favorite food,
My claws help me keep cool in a digging space.
My sticky tongue keeps...

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It's hard to forgive, but harder to forget;
I made bad mistakes that I truly regret.
You've been here for me through thick and thin;
I love you...

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Everyone knows that Jesus walked on water.                  ...

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Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t hear what you said, 
What was it you had to say?
Instead of hearing a rainbow of thoughts, 
I heard a...

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It curd to me
(sorry I had to squeak that one in)
Not everybody can tolerate you
In fact some people think you outright stink
Sure you can be...

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You may think it's cushy sat here on my throne
But life at the top bears a price of its own.
For though I get fed with...

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If I were you, I wouldn’t walk there
                 ...

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For all this to come out 
I had to pull up my socks and tighten my belt 
You use to make my heart melt
That’s honestly...

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Shhhhh, here comes the Warden
He’s just about to open the door, Frank

Well, that’s good ‘cause I’ve been in this slammer too long!
and, it way too...

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My heart, this morning, says sorry to you, 
It apologized for what it had done,
It apologized for all the pain it had caused, 
It apologized...

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Apology #2



From:
 
The corporate office
Omaha, Nebraska 



To:

T. Hunter

Subject :

Stupidity harassment from one D. Hunter

Dear Ms. Hunter,

We were shocked and appalled to hear about the unfortunate...

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(fact)
 Miserables witches. 
I would think from all the things you try to steal from me and extort from me and my son, you think...

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		So sorry, Pluto! You cannot be deemed
		“ninth planet” anymore because there’s been
		a redefining that eliminates
		you from the list of planets. Since you’re kin

		to the remaining...

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Sorry for hardly being there
It's not that I do not care
I am usually occupied and making time is rare 
I miss the beautiful moments we...

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Last evening  there was a fierce  storm
Everything  experienced  some harm

with the direction of the wind I bent
But some resisted  ,sorry...

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We come from the Kuiper belt,
Or from the Oort cloud,
We’re bodies of the solar system,
Guess who we’re?

If we’re short lived,
We come from beyond the Neptune’s...

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Dear Tony,
                       ...

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A Loud Cry of My Faith

I tried to be holy but into sin I always fall
whom to call ?
a loud cry of my faith
knowing that...

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Hey, Hi, how Are you?

     You don’t know me do ya?

Boy, how soon they forget!

Well. I remember those nights when I...

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I was dreaming of a hunting quest,
   feral, wild and untamed in a land strange;
    then, outside my fluffy fur...

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