Penny Pincher Poems - Poems about Penny Pincher

...I got my mind on my money and money on my mind/ Cat scan if you like you'll tell I ain't lying/ Verse One Money is all I know all I see and remember/ From January to December I'm about seeing my ......Read the rest...

...Anida Mann & Baron Ready April Showers & Wade Rivers Bertha Saylor & Abel Crews Bunny Bunns & Wilt Dailey Burl E Pecker & Phyllis Upman Candy Cane & Hedon Succor Chastity B. Lowe & Noah Hoare ......Read the rest...

...Well, here I am. I never expected it to happen this soon, but I passed away last weekend. Stupid horse, I told them I didn't like horses, too much power for an animal that gets spooked so easi......Read the rest...

...Being a gentleman farmer, should be wiser selecting the correct type of fertiliser, perhaps request information from adviser would sure need to be free, because I'm a miser, won't even spend mone......Read the rest...

...Comedic Penny Pincher Jack Benny’s Comedic persona was to pinch pennies. Every week he would lead his merry band And Rochester would always get the upper hand.......Read the rest...

...Penny Pincher, that incurable shrew Wished life made more "cents" And dollars grew on trees too So she saves all her pence And makes hoove stew "If I can make something of nothing, why so can yo......Read the rest...

...Pretty Patty was a penny pincher of the worst kind She saved every single cent that she could find She carefully cut out coupons ,counting every one A bit bizarre but buying butter cheaper, oh wha......Read the rest...

...Who was it? Who was it sacked the fifteen thousand, Who enjoys the sacking, he just smiles Who has the public informing on public servants, On who went to McDonalds for lunch with style, ......Read the rest...

...Ha, is Life a joy killer? A sore loser? A penny pincher? A dream wrecker? A home breaker? Or is it a wisecracker? A joker? A safe cracker? A bushwhacker? A hell raiser? A heaven buster? Or maybe, a t......Read the rest...

...I am a poor girl I do not earn much I am tight spending Nothing comes easy So I waste nothing Pennies I pick From off the street Cares not who sees It does add up My family They call me......Read the rest...

...A Jim-Jam Mickey-Mouse Poem I think that you might never see A poem as weird as this might be For I’ll use luscious words That otherwise might sound absurd This poem may turn out silly-sally Or even......Read the rest...

...Penny pincher, Sleeps on the edge of time, Dreams of ancient civilisations, How old is he, How old is he, He thought someone in the modern world loved him the other day, No she's baiting me, T......Read the rest...

...If discovering While exploring Take the chance To fill empty pockets Walk to it and Stoop down to Place it between Forefinger and thumb......Read the rest...