Pence Poems - Poems about Pence

An orange face disguises my white independence For saying stupid hurtful things that make no sense I will win the day And make them pay Like when I let them almost hang Mike Pence! If I lose the election for president, it’s jail Promises to take care of women shall fail Like it or not Their wombs can rot Pray I win my...

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Mike Pence for President always made sense to me A man of rare conviction in this land no longer brave and lately not free He reserves kisses for his wife tithes his income to...

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Intense Suspense of Pence we had much suspense proliferated from Pence only worth two pence...

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A peerless purveyor pared pears on a pier. Pierre, his au pair, peered on, it appears. Not payers, both players prayed pious petitions; For the nonce, no pence brought, naught came to fruition. ...

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Wyoming sure lacks common sense To believe in Trump, but not Pence! A bankrupt and liar Can prey like a friar Wyoming is spacious yet dense!...

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When Former Vice-President "Mike Pence"life was put "IN HARMS WAY":Democracy knew that "A DICTATOR" was trying to TAKE OVER" The "U.S.A"! This happened on Jan 6, 2021 ,and "Democracy Itself" almost came undone!!!! "Vice - President Mike Pence helped to save "Democracy" on that day in a very special way.Mike Pence did his "SWORN...

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A pensive Pence with any sense Would wonder what will happen hence For he must know, as things now go, He may be asked to run the show. Yet while we wait, the news to date, Assuming that we have it straight, Tells me that I’m okay in rhyme To claim that Joe’s just Biden time!...

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what trump and pence will do again did notice we would find under table bottle of water Jim Horn Do not know why but Trump and Pence had placed a bottle of water under the table that they both were sitting at. He had called Thailand Thighland and Yosemite Yosemight. How about that?...

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A Prince Named Pence Now there can be many comments, So for bad breath must take mints; Also do dump, Donald Trump, When prince happens to be Pence. Jim Horn...

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'Twas a dark and stormy night! (OK! So I'm being a tad histrionic!) The Earl of Pence was lounging by the fire sipping his gin and tonic. Lightning flashed and thunder roared sending shivers down his spine! Even his hound, Lord Percival, was so upset that he began to whine! 'Twas well-known thereabouts that phantoms haunted the earl's...

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Mick, Mike and McGee Were at the pub together Just sitting at the bar Talking about work, and the weather When Mick looks down and sees a fly, floating on the froth of his beer Motions for The Bartender, saying "What in the hell we have here" The Bartender sees the fly Then looked Mick straight in the face I'll pour a...

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I paid a visit to my grandparents house one Sunday afternoon I heard grandpa having a bit of a grouse in the living room I only want fifty pence , He said , For a lovely pint of beer Grandma's face turned a shade of red that grandpa knew to fear. but when he saw me standing there he...

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'Twas a dark and stormy night! (OK - so I'm being a tad histrionic!) The Earl of Pence was lounging by the fire sipping his gin and tonic. Lightning flashed and thunder roared sending shivers down his spine. Even his hound, Lord Percival, was so upset that he began to whine! 'Twas well-known thereabouts that phantoms haunted the earl's...

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October had now come again just like it did back since, The gunfighter Sam Holt had shot the kid named Benny Pence. It was on All Hallows’ night with the moon high and blood red— When Benny came lookin’ for him before he shot him dead. Why would a fool farm boy try to draw on that gun slinger? When...

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