Mike Pence:
the Pumpkinfuhrer's first V.P., some thought he was kinda dense.
But he proved to be a man of honor and resolution
when, in '21, he stood up for the Constitution.
An orange face disguises my white independence
For saying stupid hurtful things that make no sense
I will win the day
And make them pay
Like when I let them almost hang Mike Pence!
If I lose the election for president, it’s jail
Promises to take care of women shall fail
Like it or not
Their wombs can rot
Pray I win my quest for the Holy Grail
by I Am Anaya
Donald’s makeup man gives him quite a sunset glow
Is Trump in some weird GOP minstrel show?
Orange the new black face
An otter from otter-space
Just how far will this dumb joke have to go?
by RG
Mike Pence for President
always made sense
to me
A man of rare conviction
in this land no longer brave
and lately not free
He reserves kisses for his wife
tithes his income to charity
At times of crisis, like January 6
He stands up tall for his country
As Vice-President he's met and measured
the likes of Putin, the Mullahs, Kim and Xi
A man who's balanced budgets as
Governor of Indiana a time or three
A man with a concrete plan for 'Our Country 'Tis of Thee'
who articulates as well as did John F. Kennedy
Yet when folks talk about the next President
they tell me Mike Pence has no chance
Pity...
Intense Suspense of Pence
we had much suspense
proliferated from Pence
only worth two pence
A peerless purveyor
pared pears on a pier.
Pierre, his au pair,
peered on, it appears.
Not payers, both players
prayed pious petitions;
For the nonce, no pence brought,
naught came to fruition.
Wyoming sure lacks common sense
To believe in Trump, but not Pence!
A bankrupt and liar
Can prey like a friar
Wyoming is spacious yet dense!
A pensive Pence with any sense
Would wonder what will happen hence
For he must know, as things now go,
He may be asked to run the show.
Yet while we wait, the news to date,
Assuming that we have it straight,
Tells me that I’m okay in rhyme
To claim that Joe’s just Biden time!
what trump and pence will do
again did notice
we would find under table
bottle of water
Jim Horn
Do not know why but Trump
and Pence had placed a bottle
of water under the table that
they both were sitting at. He
had called Thailand Thighland
and Yosemite Yosemight.
How about that?
A Prince Named Pence
Now there can be many comments,
So for bad breath must take mints;
Also do dump,
Donald Trump,
When prince happens to be Pence.
Jim Horn
Mick, Mike and McGee
Were at the pub together
Just sitting at the bar
Talking about work, and the weather
When Mick looks down and sees a fly,
floating on the froth of his beer
Motions for The Bartender, saying
"What in the hell we have here"
The Bartender sees the fly
Then looked Mick straight in the face
I'll pour a fresh one my good friend
And he did so, employing great hast
It wasn't a moment till Mike, found the same
Floating around in his brew
He pulled out the fly, pressed the glass to his lips
And drank it until it was through
McGee saw the same when he gazes in his pint
And quick, pulled the fly from his stout
And shaking him by his wee little wings
Demanding that he spit it out !
I paid a visit to my grandparents house one Sunday afternoon
I heard grandpa having a bit of a grouse in the living room
I only want fifty pence , He said , For a lovely pint of beer
Grandma's face turned a shade of red that grandpa knew to fear.
but when he saw me standing there he thought he'd have another go
''Listen love its just not fair'', I've worked all week as you well know
My throat is parched , I'm very dry I've been all week down the pit
Gran said , ''you could make a glass eye cry but your still not getting it,
Then he took her in his arms and kissed her tenderly
I knew she'd fallen for his charms when she winked at me
Grandma said , ''ok you win '' taking fifty pence from her purse
Grandpa gave me a victorious grin then went to quench his thirst .
He returned a few hours later a little unsteady on his feet
He'd bought grandma a packet of peanuts which he gave her as a treat
They wriggled and giggled on the sofa as he gave her a lovely kiss
I will love them forever for leaving me memories like this .
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