Pence Poems - Poems about Pence

...Barbie and Ken, Barbie and Ken, They’ve been an item since Christ-knows-when. He’s not Kenneth Connor, he’s not Kenneth Clarke Just Ken in the daylight and Ken after dark. Ken’s a rôle-mode......Read the rest...

...(This dark poem was written on the anniversary and in memory of the events of January 6, 2021.) Gallows at the Capitol By Mark D. Stucky “Hang Mike Pence” was......Read the rest...

...Psychologically still thirteen Ordinarily meaning pre Internet days familiarization with me would entail bringing the avid listener into my private mancave hideaways less a physical place th......Read the rest...

...I like your new outfit You look really smart mate One could almost say You're a real fashion plate. Wearing new clothes can give You real bird pulling power. Over in Bangladesh they pay Just f......Read the rest...

...The spirit of love was flowing in the air but all of a sudden it disappeared when the birds sitting on the fence spread filth on the cars parked in the garage. They say that it’s a symbol of luck for......Read the rest...

...four little Hallows Eve spooks sitting on a fence Named Ford, Carter, Rockefeller and Pence. Camouflaged as jacks, the little one says. She is persnickety and impolite, we call her Inez. This i......Read the rest...

...Sometimes we rush around far too much for sense, in desperate persuit of pounds, shillings and pence; no wonder that we're falling down like finished flies, I'm outa here but I don't know about al......Read the rest...

...It makes me sad to read such wonderful prose hidden only cause many seem impaired lighting dimmed softness fades missing true gems, for glittered dreams Like ones travels explore discover h......Read the rest...

...Nine nine A story I needed to find My credentials were declined But it was Sunday, I did not mind Honestly, I tried Decided, ‘take a ride’ Into the Big Apple City M......Read the rest...

...I wonder who’ll be my running mate In this election cycle When he has the vote of the party Who will he give the title Pence has experience and he very well known He’s honest, religious, and c......Read the rest...

...Non labor (relations) day September 1st, 2023 poem Aye dream of Genie (as a lad din) Schwenksville, Pennsylvania - keystone state abbreviated as Pea Yay, this stupid non huge poem deployed cou......Read the rest...

...I wait with bated breath for... C. Cure T. Clarence The following crafted approximately midway into the administration of forty fifth president, whose crass, gutsy, lewd, repulsive yawping......Read the rest...

...In 1890, cowboy Bob Womack found gold at the base of lofty Pikes Peak! In short order a ramshackle town was founded called Cripple Creek. Hordes of gamblers, 'soiled doves' and prospectors hopin' t......Read the rest...

...A cup of coffee in the morning, While the cat jumped over the fence. The sun rising over the horizon, Begining life’s quest with a six pence. The smell of freshly baked bread. The sounds of wa......Read the rest...

...A Farmer’s Plight The field is ready The work is done Toiling in the soil Under the sun. We wait now for the monsoon rain To end our hunger and our pain. Loans, in part will be paid When we ......Read the rest...