Dog Parody Poems
These Dog Parody poems are examples of Parody poems about Dog. These are the best examples of Parody Dog poems written by international poets.
Hey Diddle DiddleHey, diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon--had no fiddle,
The little dog laughed, got smashed as a Poodle,
the cow laughed...
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parody, fantasy, humor, imagery, irony,
Figment of Fabrication
Figure it factual,
the gingham dog and the calico cat
did NOT eat each other up like the Dutch clock told the story.
Because of loud snoring,
Old Dutch...
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parody, 11th grade, cat, dog,
Vaccinate the YawnNews is abhorring
And so boring
Starting from the break of dawn
I think we need
To be indeed
Vaccinated for the yawn
They always try
The same tired lie
Their old shtick...
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parody, science fiction,
Weredog, Part Ii...But of course the sun banished the moon,
Ripper woke his normal size,
his stomach quite big from the rib roast,
but otherwise he seemed fine.
At first, I...
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Categories:
parody, animal, dog, fun, happy,
Weredog, Part IIt was probably three weeks ago
when I sent my dog outside,
he had all of his business to do,
then he’d come in for the night.
I busied...
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parody, animal, dog, fun, happy,
Ode To An Unnamed Poet[ to the tune of My Favorite Things ]
Raindrops on dew drops and ponds formed by puddles,
Praising when phrasing bewilders, befuddles,
Nice sounding lyrics that don’t...
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Categories:
nonsense, parody,
Macaca Fascicularisman, man
you search yourself and you search yourself for life
the same as when macaca is searching for lice:
- with the monkey sister you nibble on...
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Categories:
parody, addiction, allah, allegory, america,
What You Say To a Cat What a Cat ThinksWhat you say to a cat what a cat thinks
I want to lick everything you look at everything there’s nothing over there for you that’s...
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parody, adventure, allegory, angst, animal,
Goldibear and the Three LocksOne day when the sun seemed hotter than hell,
at lunch, pre-teen Goldibear started to yell.
"Who's fixing my sandwich, who's warming my soup?
and ice cream! ...
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parody, 11th grade, angst, for
Dog Years
Man, it’s been four long dog years!
Forlorn doggone tears
of toil
and trouble
It’s a flee collar fact,
this feels like forty years
of Sirius jaw smack:
Loss leader of...
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Categories:
leadership, parody, perspective, satire,
Mama I Want To PlayMama I Want to Play… with apologies to Frank Loesser
Layla, my puppy: I really can’t stay
Me: (But Layla I asked you to)
I wanna go play
(Oh...
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Categories:
parody, best friend, cute love,
Right Hand TwistRight Hand Twist
With a twisted sexuality like that
Anything was possible
Especially when you were called Zenky
And were from Oldham
The most deprived town in England
But that doesn’t...
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Categories:
parody, poverty, satire, urban,
Jist Oxen Ya To Bull Heaven Me Yoke HayWhit dat tight till - say
yes, aye wool thank ewe
mooch at least for today
hoof fully (this Joe kerr)
can easily bide his time weigh
beef hoar rammy...
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parody, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Spoiler Forewarning AlertSpoiler Forewarning Alert!
This averred title announced straight
away so lingering fans
(hoop fully letting me abbreviate)
a short cut so ye
can up and evacuate,
while metered time,
not yet foregone...
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Categories:
parody, character, father, hilarious, humorous,
Corn Kerneled PooI hate corn kerneled poo
Dogs in a zoo
Horse resourced glue
I do.
And I hate you.
I hate piss from a jar
Crashing my car
A stinky cigar
It's true.
And I...
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Categories:
parody, car, cat, dog, hate,