Jessica Amanda Salmonson Poet Lyric

Corn Kerneled Poo

I hate corn kerneled poo
Dogs in a zoo
Horse resourced glue
I do.
And I hate you.

I hate piss from a jar
Crashing my car
A stinky cigar
It's true.
And I hate you.

I hate heartworms in cats
Cow pats for hats
Popsicle rats
They're ewww. 
And I hate you.

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Caren Krutsinger September 12, 2018 at 4:18 AM I got to the first "I hate you" and laughed aloud and could not stop. It really struck me as HILARIOUS Jessica!