Vaccinate the Yawn

News is abhorring And so boring Starting from the break of dawn I think we need To be indeed Vaccinated for the yawn They always try The same tired lie Their old shtick goes on and on I’ll catch my death With lack of breath If they don’t vaccinate the yawn They put on acts With rusty facts Their dog dug up from the lawn And then they’ll drone Over that bone Hurry and vaccinate the yawn Obey we should For public good And if not they’ll use their brawn That same lousy Makes me drowsy Excuse me while I yawn Here’s protection From infection Sorry but we’ve seen that con So please instead Cure sleepyhead And vaccinate the yawn We’ve had enough Of their old stuff We’re pooped out being their pawn Since they’re creepy We’ll stay sleepy Until they vaccinate the yawn