Child Parody Poems
These Child Parody poems are examples of Parody poems about Child. These are the best examples of Parody Child poems written by international poets.
Ruminant Child
Mary possessed a ruminant child
its fuzziness was sickly pale
and as Mary moved about
the child would take the same trail.
He tracked her to a learning...
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parody, cute, fun, giggle, humor,
Away With the Fairies - RisqueAway with the fairies
No sense in my head
“Just feathers and sawdust,”
or so my mum said
With vacant expression
I stared into space
She said, “I won’t do much
For...
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parody, song,
Graveyard VisionsTo your place, pass negative noon.
As the moon drifts over the loss...
images of a different life swimming.
In the depths of the ones fevered past.
Catching...
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parody, allegory, allusion, analogy, angel,
O Christ Child DevineO Christ Child Devine
One enchanted night came sweet Angel singing
Proclaiming peace was descending down to earth
On wings of love a baby boy was winging
Souls filled...
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child, christmas, parody,
Once That Rascal David Bit Me - ParodyA parody of ‘Once In Royal David’s City’
Once that rascal, David bit me
On a mattress in a shed
Nine months on I had a baby
And my...
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humorous, parody,
What You Say To a Cat What a Cat ThinksWhat you say to a cat what a cat thinks
I want to lick everything you look at everything there’s nothing over there for you that’s...
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parody, adventure, allegory, angst, animal,
Recounting Wounding CostsI know what it costs
to parent a tyrant
24/7
52 weeks/year
and yet avoid judging,
feeling guilty,
self-blaming shame
for all I am not sufficient,
yet.
I remember learning curious distinctions
between genuine remorse
given,...
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parody, caregiving, discrimination, emotions, feelings,
Mr Slow Will Dine - Warning a Bit Grimm[A parody of Mistletoe and Wine... apologies to Sir Cliff]
[‘Chorus’ indented for easy skipping if desired]
This night it will bring, a venomous sting
His life is...
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christmas, fear, horror, parody,
Greatest Story Ever ToldWho would lay claim to know,
The greatest story ever told,
Perhaps Homer Simpson Doh!
For none else is so bold.
It would take a mere...
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parody, crazy, dark, fate, giggle,
Not GruelA pot of stew.
Made with meat.
Meat and more meat.
I am hungry.
What is for dinner, mother?...
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parody, funny, giggle, humorous, mum,
This Is So Curious and Odd“Dad, do you think I am a dolichocephalic?”
“I’m busy,” his father replied.
“You do not have to sound euphoric,” the six-year-old said.
The state inspector closed his...
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parody, 10th grade, 11th grade,
'enfant Terrible'It's amazing what parents will do to their kids,
Pay a doctor to lie so their child need not serve
His own country in war! Fake bone...
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evil, humor, parody, political,
Rabbit Dna
Hare trigger instincts
always served Roger well
He had an oh, no-no lettuce nose —
a hyper-keen sense when to leave
Roger was rabbit good
at knowing...
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parents, parody, truth, wisdom,
Aye Das Scribe Desirous Nothing ShortSans Whole Body Out Of Country Transplant
hmm...methinks mebbe aye
can empty the ocean
one teaspoon at time bine bye
and after about
...
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parody, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Poeta Deceptaexpecta O' Greta great dep·re·depta
snitchie fumes crud
Senate weaselin' words
mosaic-speak fungals thrall-truth up your nostrils
unmasked civil·a·tons
square crotch per smile
poeta decepta leaks India unda bear
panda...
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Categories:
america, parody, patriotic, political,