Baby Parody Poems

Rock-a-Bye money- dream you're on top-
please stay asleep till our worries stop.
Nest eggs are dwindling- balances fall;
lowering checking, savings, and all.

Rock-a-Bye money- values downswing;
much more...

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**Open your hymn books to "It is Well With My Soul" for this parody!


When sleep, like a baby, enters my mind,
When daydreams like movie scenes...

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[ to the tune of The Lonely Goatherd ]

High on a hill sat a lonely goat turd;
He was by himself ‘cuz the goat was through.
Waiting...

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O Christ Child Devine
One enchanted night came sweet Angel singing
Proclaiming peace was descending down to earth
On wings of love a baby boy was winging
Souls filled...

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A parody of ‘Once In Royal David’s City’

Once that rascal, David bit me
On a mattress in a shed
Nine months on I had a baby
And my...

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What you say to a cat what a cat thinks

I want to lick everything you look at everything there’s nothing over there for you that’s...

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Parody of
Happy Together.
By the: Turtles
Song writers: Alan Gordon/Garry Bonner

Within your heart, there used to be,
a flame of love that burned so bright,
that all could see.
Reflections...

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There is an ob-gyn named Doctor Payne
He guarantees he'll live up to his name
   When his patients groan
   He whacks their...

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Patrolling the jungle, testosterone surging, muscles finely tuned 
      He stumbles upon Jane swimming naked, in an open lagoon 
...

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Hay! Baby (scream/loud)

How you doin! (loud and sharp/stretch-out)

My name is Joe cool (he winks his eye (lie)

and I want too
spend a little
time, with you

Oh Yeah!

(guitar:...

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If I were a carnival barker
And you were the fat lady
Would you marry me anyway
Would you have my mule-faced baby....

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I was old when he was a baby
my feline loved me ardently, but he drove me crazy.

He loved to play at midnight when everyone slept,
Chewed...

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Baby shark, voh dee oh doh
Baby shark, voh dee oh doh
Baby shark, voh dee oh doh
Baby shark, voh dee oh doh

Momma shark, voh dee oh...

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My baby left me on a summers day, right before the draft snapped me up.
I want you I need you! I love you! I cried...

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Buried in an avalanche you
might see on "Hoarders buried alive"
back and foreground
white sheet with limited pay per view,
nonetheless sky scraping heap

(Uriah not kid) nsync with...

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