Where does one find humour?
Everywhere one looks... at least I do
Others may not see it like me
But maybe I'm just built differently
I was blessed with an oversized giggle gene
It's certainly not a bad thing I guess
Could have turned out to be a serial killer
Often thought I may have missed my calling
But I guess I'm a wee bit old to be starting a new career
So I'm really sorry, youse guys are just going to have to suffer
“Did you hear the latest one about...”
Sorry! I promise to make it more sophisticated
And only post hoity toity type humour like
“Didst thou heareth the most recent humorous episode chronicling...”
Holy crap! That'a really snotty!!!
Categories:
oversized, humor,
Form: Free verse
jumbo jet
oversized panties
biggie fries
husky jeans
we are larger than ever
bigger more pronounced
more jumbo
oversized
explains the panties
Categories:
oversized, life, society,
Form: Light Verse
The theme of this masterpiece is love, sweet love
The stirring in my loins has caused quite a buzz
The neighbours do wonder
Says it sounds like thunder
Told them not to worry, it's just some oversized bugs
Categories:
oversized, silly, simile, , sweet
Form: Limerick
The oversized
Plastic coffee cup
with the plastic lid
says
Caution!
I am hot and wet
Handle me with care
Do not microwave
Categories:
oversized, care, funny, funny love,
Form: Blank verse
Where does one find humour?
Everywhere one looks... at least I do
Others may not see it like me
But maybe I'm just built differently
I was blessed with an oversized giggle gene
It's certainly not a bad thing I guess
Could have turned out to be a serial killer
Often thought I may have missed my calling
But I guess I'm a wee bit old to be starting a new career
So I'm really sorry, youse guys are just going to have to suffer
"Did you hear the one about the... "
Sorry! I promise to make them more sophisticated
And post only hoity toity type humour like
"Didst thou hearest the most recent humorous episode chronicling..."
Holy crap! That's really snotty!!!
© Jack Ellison 2014
Categories:
oversized, humor,
Form: Narrative