Home » Poems » Online Dating

Online Dating Poems - Poems about Online Dating

catfishers

They met online with one click
She was a doctor, he was a prince
Both were liars, each a cat-fisher slick
All of their lives would make you wince
She paid for dinner, he had forgotten his money
In a few days they were calling each other babe and honey
Perfect couple of swindlers and thieves
When they swung by their relatives

Categories: online dating, technology,
Form: Rhyme

Love in the DMs a song

©  Artimus The Poet  Susan Manley 11/11/20.24  All Rights Protected

[Verse]
I log in every day to get my fix (my man!)
Your voice in my mind, the perfect elixir (Yep)
You’re encoded into my dreams, feel you near
A predestined love, it’s crystal clear 

(My online lover, you live so far!)

We talk all night, it’s just

Categories: online dating, anxiety, relationship, scary,
Form: Lyric

One Click Closer - Online Dating

One click closer to a naughty mama.
One click closer to a blue chanteuse.
One click closer to a prima donna.
One click closer to a femme fatale.
One click closer to a black deed done.
One click closer to oblivion.

One click closer to a foxy diva.
One click closer to a sweet coquette.
One click closer to a rogue enchantress.
One click

Categories: online dating, relationship, satire,
Form: Light Verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

When We Met

Hi you, are you looking for a friend,
               On this dating site?
               I was thinking you might.

Categories: online dating, crush, desire, destiny, emotions,
Form: Free verse

Online Dating

 Pinned hearts marked the origin
of familiar narrative,
of strangers' exploration
for outside alternative.

Categories: online dating, cinco de mayo, metaphor,
Form: Rhyme

Online Dating

A girl can dream of an eloquent catch
because " cute" wears off real quick.
So send me a video of you reading a book 
and not just some dirty pic.

Online dating is scary at best. 
You've no idea what you'll find.
The pictures they send may pique your interest
but might hide an empty mind.

Things have changed in

Categories: online dating, humor, romance,
Form: Rhyme

Online Dating Failure Number 1

Tim is tall. Handsome.
Works in an office.
Like all of the others
he looks kind of polished.
They say small talk is dead.
So I ask for a date.
The chat's a bit stale so
I just tell him straight:

"I'm not really that pretty,
I'm not particularly smart
But I can love you with all of
my sad, sad heart."

I can see the fear

Categories: online dating, age, fun, funny, funny
Form: Rhyme

Online Dating

Are you just a picture on a website
No, you’re a person and you're real 
I’m sat here looking for a soul mate 
Just scrolling past women on a screen
Hoping a million little pixels
Could be the woman of my dreams
My heart is so uneasy 
My nerves are all on edge 
Looking for a loved one
Like a

Categories: online dating, relationship,
Form: Free verse

Online Dating Wolf In Waiting

On line date
Is no way to find your soulmate
It will leave you anticipating
Met with a wolf in waiting
From all the concentrating
That leads to more debating

Because they all want to lie
Hoping you will just let it pass on by
No matter how hard you try
Online dating is just one big pie
Full of men and women who won't
Look

Categories: online dating, anger, corruption, dark, emotions,
Form: Rhyme

Online Dating

Just another photograph in a sea of solitaire
Waiting for someone to see.
Shall I be honest? Shall I tell a lie?
Who do you want me to be?

Would you? Could you? If you really knew? 
Me, a lover, a fighter, a philosopher, a friend?
I could be any or I could be all
But still not enough in the

Categories: online dating, hope, loneliness, lonely, longing,
Form: Free verse

Online Dating Cycle

meet you
see you
know you
hear you
like you
learn you
leave you
miss you
write you
wish the best for you
nothing from you
nothing for you
repeat

Categories: online dating, break up, hurt, i
Form: I do not know?

Old Man Online Dating

Was it me? Did I say something wrong?
Am I some boring automaton?
The chats were fun and even light,
Don’t think I gave some hurtful slight.
Perhaps I wasn’t quite wonderful,
had good looks, or financial pull.
Don’t think I ever came off too shy,
but then again I would never fly.
Wasn’t snarky and surely not mean,
yet never successful in online

Categories: online dating, humor,
Form: Rhyme

The Joys of Online Dating

Reading captions besides smiling lips. 
Reveiwing lifesyles and basics.
 Choosing in a moment or over quiet deliberation whether
 to reply to a flirtatious glance. 
Finding, more and more, that I have little experience at this game.
  In its ruless, non-conformist, strange land.
  Where one easily becomes prey to wolves and vultures.

Some introducations drip

Categories: online dating, computer-internet, funny, people, social,
Form: I do not know?