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Online Dating Poems - Poems about Online Dating


Premium Member catfishers
They met online with one click She was a doctor, he was a prince Both were liars, each a cat-fisher slick All of their lives would make you wince She paid for dinner, he had forgotten his money In a few days they were calling each other babe and honey Perfect couple of swindlers and thieves When they swung by their relatives...

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Categories: online dating, technology,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Love in the DMs a song
© Artimus The Poet Susan Manley 11/11/20.24 All Rights Protected [Verse] I log in every day to get my fix (my man!) Your voice in my mind, the perfect elixir (Yep) You’re encoded into my dreams, feel you near A predestined love, it’s crystal clear (My online lover, you live so far!) We talk all night, it’s just...

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Categories: online dating, anxiety, relationship, scary,
Form: Lyric



Premium Member One Click Closer - Online Dating
One click closer to a naughty mama. One click closer to a blue chanteuse. One click closer to a prima donna. One click closer to a femme fatale. One click closer to a black deed done. One click closer to oblivion. One click closer to a foxy diva. One click closer to a sweet coquette. One click closer to a rogue enchantress. One click...

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Categories: online dating, relationship, satire,
Form: Light Verse
When We Met
Hi you, are you looking for a friend, On this dating site? I was thinking you might. ...

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Categories: online dating, crush, desire, destiny, emotions,
Form: Free verse
Online Dating
Pinned hearts marked the origin of familiar narrative, of strangers' exploration for outside alternative....

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Categories: online dating, cinco de mayo, metaphor,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Online Dating
A girl can dream of an eloquent catch because " cute" wears off real quick. So send me a video of you reading a book and not just some dirty pic. Online dating is scary at best. You've no idea what you'll find. The pictures they send may pique your interest but might hide an empty mind. Things have changed in...

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Categories: online dating, humor, romance,
Form: Rhyme
Online Dating Failure Number 1
Tim is tall. Handsome. Works in an office. Like all of the others he looks kind of polished. They say small talk is dead. So I ask for a date. The chat's a bit stale so I just tell him straight: "I'm not really that pretty, I'm not particularly smart But I can love you with all of my sad, sad heart." I can see the fear...

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Categories: online dating, age, fun, funny, funny
Form: Rhyme
Online Dating
Are you just a picture on a website No, you’re a person and you're real I’m sat here looking for a soul mate Just scrolling past women on a screen Hoping a million little pixels Could be the woman of my dreams My heart is so uneasy My nerves are all on edge Looking for a loved one Like a...

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Categories: online dating, relationship,
Form: Free verse
Online Dating Wolf In Waiting
On line date Is no way to find your soulmate It will leave you anticipating Met with a wolf in waiting From all the concentrating That leads to more debating Because they all want to lie Hoping you will just let it pass on by No matter how hard you try Online dating is just one big pie Full of men and women who won't Look...

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Categories: online dating, anger, corruption, dark, emotions,
Form: Rhyme
Online Dating
Just another photograph in a sea of solitaire Waiting for someone to see. Shall I be honest? Shall I tell a lie? Who do you want me to be? Would you? Could you? If you really knew? Me, a lover, a fighter, a philosopher, a friend? I could be any or I could be all But still not enough in the...

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Categories: online dating, hope, loneliness, lonely, longing,
Form: Free verse
Online Dating Cycle
meet you see you know you hear you like you learn you leave you miss you write you wish the best for you nothing from you nothing for you repeat...

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Categories: online dating, break up, hurt, i
Form: I do not know?
Old Man Online Dating
Was it me? Did I say something wrong? Am I some boring automaton? The chats were fun and even light, Don’t think I gave some hurtful slight. Perhaps I wasn’t quite wonderful, had good looks, or financial pull. Don’t think I ever came off too shy, but then again I would never fly. Wasn’t snarky and surely not mean, yet never successful in online...

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Categories: online dating, humor,
Form: Rhyme
The Joys of Online Dating
Reading captions besides smiling lips. Reveiwing lifesyles and basics. Choosing in a moment or over quiet deliberation whether to reply to a flirtatious glance. Finding, more and more, that I have little experience at this game. In its ruless, non-conformist, strange land. Where one easily becomes prey to wolves and vultures. Some introducations drip...

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Categories: online dating, computer-internet, funny, people, social,
Form: I do not know?

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