Humorous On And Off Poems
These Humorous On And Off poems are examples of On And Off poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of On And Off Humorous poems written by international poets.
Off To the ZooQuote By Poet "A zoo trip can put a zip in your walk and zeal for being outside with the animals."
Off to the zoo we...
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on and off, fun, humor, kid, summer,
Off the TopHe trimmed a bit much off the top,
but now they are putting a stop.
To settle affairs
he handed down hairs.
Get the shears!
Items lopped!
It’s what you call...
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on and off, hair, humorous,
Mosque Cowed Covenant I Keep Putin OffMosque cowed covenant I keep Putin off...
and withheld broadcasting
the following communication
tucked away these many years,
when president number forty five
donned, jump/kick started, and tweeted
thru his musky,...
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on and off, absence, abuse, addiction, adventure,
Peed OffSince she passed on I now live on my own
In a new town not just a new street
No more must I listen to that woman...
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on and off, humorous,
Blast OffHere lie the bones of Ethel Carter
Scatolologist and expert farter
Her life she said had been a blast …
‘Twas on the John that Ethel passed!
Killing with...
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on and off, death, humorous,
Blew the Feathers Right OffBLEW THE FEATHERS RIGHT OFF
Cats are lounging, small puppy's gruff
One hen a strutting just doing its stuff
Sunny afternoon, we can’t get enough
Gramps,...
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on and off, bird, grandfather, humorous, write,
The Bird GardenThe Bird Garden
Look at me I'm so beautiful.
As my wife, please be dutiful?
But all you seem to do
is put your head down...
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on and off, humor, humorous,
A Ticking OffA vicar when teaching his flock
Would never pay heed to the clock
Until his lost sinners
Arrived with their dinners
Which finally made him take stock!
20.02.2022
Bite Size Poem...
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on and off, humor,
Bugger OffRemoving a friend, all because they are selfish.
Years later they appear "let's try to resolve this"
They set out these rules
and what they want...
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on and off, friendship, humorous, irony,
Cold Pizza Topped-Off With SpamAll day Franco-American spaghetti-suckers
do not make connoisseurs' lips pucker
Neither do grilled spiders and a side of beans
appeal to kings or to...
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on and off, food, humorous, success,
Off the Beaten TrackA plethora of attention
focused on twentieth anniversary
regarding terrorist attacks
upon American soil nine eleven
two thousand and one,
thus Schwenksville poet
opted for his best métier write.
While riding atop...
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on and off, 12th grade, adventure, courage,
Blast OffI abhor those newfangled air driers
which blast your hands with hot air
It’s paper towels that this gal requires
but there's none - shucks life just isn’t...
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on and off, humorous, technology,
Lift OffWhen I let one loose in the elevator
alas I’m locked in with mater and pater
I wish I could drop right through the floor
because Pa can’t...
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on and off, humorous, wind,
Take OffMy beautiful golden butterfly ...
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on and off, butterfly, dance, flower, love,
Off the RailsExpressionless faces from nondescript places
Each to work races to go through their paces
Mothers on day trips with Garrys and Tracys
Hope to avoid unexpected disgraces
Packed in...
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on and off, humorous, travel,