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When I let one loose in the elevator alas I’m locked in with mater and pater I wish I could drop right through the floor because Pa can’t prise open the lift door My parents both pass out with the smell and so I hammer on the emergency bell When the firemen release us from the lift I leave a silent but deadly foul ‘farting gift’ When I Let One Loose In The Elevator Poetry Contest Sponsored by Charles Messina 08/01/21

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Paula Goldsmith

Date: 8/11/2021 10:40:00 AM

Congratulations on your win. What a fun/cute~~story/write and picture. Thanks for the laugh. I needed that. Have a blessed day with your win...............

Tom Cunningham

Date: 8/10/2021 3:07:00 PM

Some smelly gems on the winners list, congrats on your win Jan. Tom

Len Gasun

Date: 8/10/2021 8:01:00 AM

This is awesome funny dear Jan. I was smiling while reading. Congratulations on your win! Thanks. Hugs.

Delice Arleen Skelly

Date: 8/9/2021 10:28:00 PM

Dear Jan, reading contest poems and smiling, it was good fun. Congratulations...Delice

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 8/9/2021 5:04:00 PM

Back with my congratulations on your win in the contest Jan, well done… Belle :-) x

Terry Flood

Date: 8/9/2021 4:11:00 PM

Pooping... I mean popping back with congrats on your win, Jan. I hope mater and pater got out before you got your second wind. Terry

Anne E Sangster - K

Date: 8/9/2021 3:25:00 PM

Hi Jan, Back to give you my congrats. A fun contest indeed! Hugs Anne :-)

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 8/9/2021 7:37:00 AM

Back with congrats!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/9/2021 3:17:00 PM

Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Charles Messina

Date: 8/9/2021 6:58:00 AM

LOL...love this, Jan. I've read this a few times and I laughed more each time I read it :) Congratulations on your win! Hugs // Charlie

Jan Allison
Date: 8/9/2021 3:17:00 PM

Thanks Charlie it was a blast writing for the contest!:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 8/7/2021 11:11:00 AM

Hilarious "because Pa can’t prise open the lift door" and loved the last line!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/9/2021 3:16:00 PM

It was fun to write Caren:-) hugs Jan xx

Nancy Kaufman

Date: 8/4/2021 12:04:00 PM

That was too funny Jan. If in this life you have ever had giardia from seafood then you might have those horrendous farts. Thanks for giving me a laugh also. Nancy

Jan Allison
Date: 8/9/2021 3:16:00 PM

I dont eat much seafood - thankfully lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne E Sangster - K

Date: 8/4/2021 11:15:00 AM

Hi Jan, Your last stanza got me good! Made me laugh :-D Good Luck in the contest Hugs Anne :-)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/9/2021 3:16:00 PM

Thanks Anne:-) hugs Jan xx

Joanna Daniel

Date: 8/4/2021 1:27:00 AM

Ha ha, really funny, you write these well, Jan:)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/9/2021 3:15:00 PM

I love writing farty poems lol:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/3/2021 3:51:00 PM

oh wow, you used gift and lift same as I did too. I hope people do not think I copied you. It's just "great dirty minds" thinking alike!!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/9/2021 3:15:00 PM

Great minds indeed lol:-) hugs Jan xx

John Watt
Date: 8/5/2021 2:28:00 PM

Like minds stink alike? lol

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 8/3/2021 2:27:00 AM

- :))) ... this contest is like "created" for you, Jan :))) - Best wishes in the contest :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/9/2021 3:14:00 PM

I think it was Anne-Lise lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 8/2/2021 9:24:00 AM

Love your up-lifting pic!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2021 2:05:00 PM

haha ha love the comment Kim!:-) hugs jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 8/2/2021 4:15:00 AM

Ha ha, very cute Jan! hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2021 5:03:00 AM

Thanks Tania:-) hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 8/2/2021 2:37:00 AM

We have to go one day, but not with a foul smell :( Hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2021 5:02:00 AM

when u gotta go u gotta go lol:-) Hugs Jan ( so glad we have met and you know the real me !!) hugs jan xx

Delice Arleen Skelly

Date: 8/2/2021 2:19:00 AM

Enjoyed your ode enormously Jan. Welcome to the elevator squad...Delice

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2021 5:01:00 AM

forget lift off it would be blast off lol:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 8/1/2021 8:38:00 PM

A penny for your poop, a farthing for your droop -- as they say here in the 'old-new's puchadelic soup! ~ Good Humor Man

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2021 5:01:00 AM

Thanks GW:-) hugs jan xx

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 8/1/2021 4:56:00 PM

Oh Jan that made me laugh, love it and your parting gift on release must have been such a relief. Your humour is amazing, top of the farts… oops charts ~ Belle :-) xx

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2021 5:00:00 AM

Got to try and have a giggle Belle:-) hugs Jan xx

Mystic Rose Rose

Date: 8/1/2021 3:40:00 PM

lol you are killing me Jan with your superior air quality, may your farts win big , anywhere but here, !!!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2021 5:00:00 AM

Thanks Vie lol:-) hugs jan xx

Terry Flood

Date: 8/1/2021 2:13:00 PM

Well that’s gratitude... not! You didn’t beg Charles to hold this contest did you, Jan... it’s right up your ally (if you’ll pardon the expression). All the best in the contest. Terry

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2021 5:00:00 AM

LOL Terry i didn't know about the contest till Alexis told me lol:-) :-) hugs jan xx

Regina Mcintosh

Date: 8/1/2021 2:06:00 PM

Adorable... LOL. Good luck. God bless you, Love, Gina

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2021 4:59:00 AM

Thanks Regina:-) hugs jan xx

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 8/1/2021 1:51:00 PM

No offense but I hope I'm not stuck in the elevator with you:) Great funny poem in classic Jan style!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2021 4:38:00 AM

Thanks Michelle:-) hugs jan xx