Jan Allison Poet Rhyme

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Lift Off

When I let one loose in the elevator
alas I’m locked in with mater and pater
I wish I could drop right through the floor
because Pa can’t prise open the lift door

My parents both pass out with the smell
and so I hammer on the emergency bell
When the firemen release us from the lift
I leave a silent but deadly foul  ‘farting gift’

When I Let One Loose In The Elevator Poetry Contest

Sponsored by Charles Messina

08/01/21

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Paula Goldsmith August 11, 2021 at 10:40 AM Congratulations on your win. What a fun/cute~~story/write and picture. Thanks for the laugh. I needed that. Have a blessed day with your win...............

Tom Cunningham August 10, 2021 at 3:07 PM Some smelly gems on the winners list, congrats on your win Jan. Tom

Len Gasun August 10, 2021 at 8:01 AM This is awesome funny dear Jan. I was smiling while reading. Congratulations on your win! Thanks. Hugs.

Delice Arleen Skelly August 9, 2021 at 10:28 PM Dear Jan, reading contest poems and smiling, it was good fun. Congratulations...Delice

Beryl Edmonds August 9, 2021 at 5:04 PM Back with my congratulations on your win in the contest Jan, well done… Belle :-) x

Terry Flood August 9, 2021 at 4:11 PM Pooping... I mean popping back with congrats on your win, Jan. I hope mater and pater got out before you got your second wind. Terry

Anne E Sangster - K August 9, 2021 at 3:25 PM Hi Jan, Back to give you my congrats. A fun contest indeed! Hugs Anne :-)

Kim Rodrigues August 9, 2021 at 7:37 AM Back with congrats! Jan Allison August 9, 2021 at 3:17 PM Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Charles Messina August 9, 2021 at 6:58 AM LOL...love this, Jan. I've read this a few times and I laughed more each time I read it :) Congratulations on your win! Hugs // Charlie Jan Allison August 9, 2021 at 3:17 PM Thanks Charlie it was a blast writing for the contest!:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger August 7, 2021 at 11:11 AM Hilarious "because Pa can’t prise open the lift door" and loved the last line! Jan Allison August 9, 2021 at 3:16 PM It was fun to write Caren:-) hugs Jan xx

Nancy Kaufman August 4, 2021 at 12:04 PM That was too funny Jan. If in this life you have ever had giardia from seafood then you might have those horrendous farts. Thanks for giving me a laugh also. Nancy Jan Allison August 9, 2021 at 3:16 PM I dont eat much seafood - thankfully lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne E Sangster - K August 4, 2021 at 11:15 AM Hi Jan, Your last stanza got me good! Made me laugh :-D Good Luck in the contest Hugs Anne :-) Jan Allison August 9, 2021 at 3:16 PM Thanks Anne:-) hugs Jan xx

Joanna Daniel August 4, 2021 at 1:27 AM Ha ha, really funny, you write these well, Jan:) Jan Allison August 9, 2021 at 3:15 PM I love writing farty poems lol:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich August 3, 2021 at 3:51 PM oh wow, you used gift and lift same as I did too. I hope people do not think I copied you. It's just "great dirty minds" thinking alike!! Jan Allison August 9, 2021 at 3:15 PM Great minds indeed lol:-) hugs Jan xx John Watt August 5, 2021 at 2:28 PM Like minds stink alike? lol

Anne-Lise Andresen August 3, 2021 at 2:27 AM - :))) ... this contest is like "created" for you, Jan :))) - Best wishes in the contest :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison August 9, 2021 at 3:14 PM I think it was Anne-Lise lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues August 2, 2021 at 9:24 AM Love your up-lifting pic! Jan Allison August 2, 2021 at 2:05 PM haha ha love the comment Kim!:-) hugs jan xx

Tania Kitchin August 2, 2021 at 4:15 AM Ha ha, very cute Jan! hugs Jan Allison August 2, 2021 at 5:03 AM Thanks Tania:-) hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar August 2, 2021 at 2:37 AM We have to go one day, but not with a foul smell :( Hugs Jan Allison August 2, 2021 at 5:02 AM when u gotta go u gotta go lol:-) Hugs Jan ( so glad we have met and you know the real me !!) hugs jan xx

Delice Arleen Skelly August 2, 2021 at 2:19 AM Enjoyed your ode enormously Jan. Welcome to the elevator squad...Delice Jan Allison August 2, 2021 at 5:01 AM forget lift off it would be blast off lol:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf August 1, 2021 at 8:38 PM A penny for your poop, a farthing for your droop -- as they say here in the 'old-new's puchadelic soup! ~ Good Humor Man Jan Allison August 2, 2021 at 5:01 AM Thanks GW:-) hugs jan xx

Beryl Edmonds August 1, 2021 at 4:56 PM Oh Jan that made me laugh, love it and your parting gift on release must have been such a relief. Your humour is amazing, top of the farts… oops charts ~ Belle :-) xx Jan Allison August 2, 2021 at 5:00 AM Got to try and have a giggle Belle:-) hugs Jan xx

Mystic Rose Rose August 1, 2021 at 3:40 PM lol you are killing me Jan with your superior air quality, may your farts win big , anywhere but here, !!! Jan Allison August 2, 2021 at 5:00 AM Thanks Vie lol:-) hugs jan xx

Terry Flood August 1, 2021 at 2:13 PM Well that’s gratitude... not! You didn’t beg Charles to hold this contest did you, Jan... it’s right up your ally (if you’ll pardon the expression). All the best in the contest. Terry Jan Allison August 2, 2021 at 5:00 AM LOL Terry i didn't know about the contest till Alexis told me lol:-) :-) hugs jan xx

Regina Mcintosh August 1, 2021 at 2:06 PM Adorable... LOL. Good luck. God bless you, Love, Gina Jan Allison August 2, 2021 at 4:59 AM Thanks Regina:-) hugs jan xx

Michelle Faulkner August 1, 2021 at 1:51 PM No offense but I hope I'm not stuck in the elevator with you:) Great funny poem in classic Jan style! Jan Allison August 2, 2021 at 4:38 AM Thanks Michelle:-) hugs jan xx

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