Frederick Ogden Nash
Frederick Ogden Nash
did a lot more than sling hash
his poetical humor knew no bounds
and his writing never failed to astound
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Categories:
ogden, humorous,
Form: Clerihew
Setting Ogden Nash Straight
Ogden Nash penned these two lines
‘How odd of God
to choose the Jews’
My reply across the times
‘God would
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Categories:
ogden, god, jewish, poets,
Form: Couplet
Favorite Ogden Nash, Will Rogers and Robert Frost Horn Haiku
when i was a sage
would want to take advantage
of poems i manage
while being a sage
would write my poems page by page
which was latest rage
with capacity
poems had much tenacity
for sagacity
had a head with bone (Bonehead)
either against wall would stone
or leave me alone
when he was a priest
together puzzle had pieced
he would be a beast
had been annoyed
horrible hemorrhoid
was
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Categories:
ogden, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Thankful For the Pelican and Ogden
May we be blessed to acknowledge all the wonders in our life
that have, for us, thus far accrued…
and to begin each day with a word of thanks…
and thoughts of gratitude.
Today I an thankful for the pelican
a bird of whom I have always been somewhat smitten
and Ogden Nash for writing a poem much better
than
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Categories:
ogden, thanks,
Form: Rhyme
I Wish I Had Met Ogden Nash
It's too bad he left this earth in 1971.
I believe knowing him would have been a lot of fun.
He was born in Rye, New York, but moved frequently.
Baltimore was where he had his longest residency.
He was a panelist on the game show "Masquerade Party"
Ogden proved to write with great ability.
His collections of poems are absolutely
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Categories:
ogden, dedication, poets, tribute,
Form: Rhyme
Oh Ogden, Our Ogden
Will one write an Ogden Nash?
A touch o' wink, bit a blink
And then, add a glint o' guile...
Doing all, with wryest smile.
Or could it come out "Mish-Nashed"?
Since Nash, he himself, had mashed
His isms into witticisms
Leaving most in a mad dash -
Tribute, 8 Line, Light Verse, 48 Words, To Ogden Nash
Noted American Poet 1902 - 1971
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Categories:
ogden, class, fun, humor, muse,
Form: Rhyme
Poem I Prepared Reminded Me of Ogden Nash
Poem I Prepared Reminded Me of Ogden Nash
Rhinoceros may be related to hippopotamus;
Synonymous and anonymous in a metropolis;
Both together do live;
Each other bath give;
Thought appeared to be purely preposterous.
Have you been laughing yet,
Read my poem with regret;
Live in rafter,
Or hereafter;
A moron like me have met.
What you did do was dubious
Matter becoming mischievous;
Handle with care;
Even
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Categories:
ogden, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
An Aftertaste
Nor a lovely form, nor a relevant content, nor sophisticated writing technique. Goosebumps, a cool wave along the spine, a flash of pleasure and the pleasure's aftertaste - a strange feeling akin to a guilty conscience of the handworker who, after a sweet fight with himself, swears "never again!" - that's a true sign of
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Categories:
ogden, language, literature, poetry,
Form: Haibun
Categories:
ogden, silly, tribute,
Form: Epigram
The Buffett
I twice shortchanged Warren one of the two “t”s in Buffett. I found Ogden Nash did a fine job with double letters in "The Lama".
That inspired me to write, in apology for slighting Mr. Buffett:
The Buffet
The one-t buffet,
That's a punch,
Or a place to
Have your lunch.
The two-t Buffett?
He never knew
A fiscal crunch.
And I will bet
A silken
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Categories:
ogden, analogy, humor, word play,
Form: Burlesque
Poet Ogden Nash
Here's a salute to Poet Ogden Nash,
Who was notable for being quite brash!
He was much more wittier
Than John Greenleaf Whittier,
Concocting reams of clever balderdash!
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Categories:
ogden, humorous, poets,
Form: Limerick
Ogden Ash
I think that I may never see a
tree's sounds lovely as onomatopoeia
to see, to hear, just too profound
sound beats cool on worded ground
ain't it funny to hear a word
that IS what it is, coolly absurd
you may ask what constitutes onomatopoeia
can't say exactly, but hear it when I see it
© Goode Guy 2014-01-03
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onomatopoeia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joyce_Kilmer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogden_Nash
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Categories:
ogden, analogy, humor, imagery, onomatopoeia,
Form: Couplet
With My Apologies To Ogden Nash
The Following is the poem "Lama" by Ogden Nash
The one l - lama
He's a priest.
The two l - llama
He's a beast.
And I will bet
A silk pajama
There isn't any
Three - L lllama.
My version of the lines Nash missed.
But Mr. Nash
I must insist
On an addition
To your list.
The three l - lllama's
Clang and din
Brings cries of “Fire!”
In Brooklyn.
Yes
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Categories:
ogden, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Ogden Nash
I revere the witty verse of Ogden Nash,
Whose versifications are so waggish and brash!
His work elicited from the masses many a guffaw.
Alas, he met his doom after consuming infected slaw!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights
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Categories:
ogden, humorous,
Form: Clerihew
Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash would often dash
A poem off in a flash
But too many words
Killed too many birds
And often wound up in the trash
He was surely amusing
But sometimes confusing
Some words I would look up
In order to hook up
Without winding up losing
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Categories:
ogden, dedication, words,
Form: Limerick
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