The Buffett

I twice shortchanged Warren one of the two “t”s in Buffett. I found Ogden Nash did a fine job with double letters in "The Lama".
That inspired me to write, in apology for slighting Mr. Buffett:

The Buffet

The one-t buffet,
That's a punch, 
Or a place to 
Have your lunch.
The two-t Buffett?
He never knew 
A fiscal crunch. 
And I will bet 
A silken tuffet
There isn't any
Three-t buffettt. *

--- Oliver Klosov
* The author regrets that he cannot duplicate 
Ogden Nash's final “groaner” re a “three-t buffettt” . Pooh. 

If that's not enough it will have to do. (heh heh)
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Krutsinger Avatar
March 1, 2019 at 10:18 AM
Welcome to Poetry Soup. You have found your tribe, Oliver.
Klosov Avatar
March 1, 2019 at 1:12 PM
Thank you Caren. My wife was the serious poet. I just enjoy messing around with wordplay.
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