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Offs Poems - Poems about Offs


no turn offs
she born without determinating answer early morning let downs chasing down generations of pity kid hangs out to learn with me tasking,tainted towels she lite, ask bite next day, same height knews flew up through her at a frame unpainted suits, remain inner prisoners she bleeds harmony scars spoons in mixtures confluence unoptions ate it...

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Categories: offs, beauty, crazy, dance, hip
Form: Free verse
Dasher and Dancer's Christmas Eve Call Offs
The reindeer were sleighing through the snow's glow, Their journey smooth, with Christmas magic in tow. But Cupid, Santa's reindeer, fell ill in the night's shade, The journey stopped, and Santa's heart was dismayed. Santa feared he'd miss Christmas, and children would fade, But then he thought of their joy, and his heart was displayed. He rallied his elves and reindeer,...

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Categories: offs, christmas,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Dasher and Dancer's Christmas Eve Call Offs
Santa, pacing before his top deer, mopped his face with a red neckerchief He'd stopped caribou conflicts all year - but this wasn't your usual tiff The decision to send them to school had turned out to be one of his worst because, unlike the previous Yule, Dancer now knew HIS name should come first But the lesson that got Dance...

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Categories: offs, christmas, conflict, depression, education,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Dasher and Dancer's Christmas Eve Call Offs
It was Christmas Eve night and Santa was in a pickle when Dasher was caught giving Blitzen a quick tickle He and Dancer had been seriously dating for a year but his flirtatious ways had her crying tear after tear. Worried, Rudolph told Santa she refused to fly tonight if Dasher was going to be harnessed next to her in...

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Categories: offs, christmas, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Dasher and Dancer's Christmas Eve Call Offs
Dasher and Dancer yelled midair and said to Santa, “We can't fly! Earth satellites have made a snare of wireless currents in the sky!” Then Santa answered, “Use plan B- come down one level in the sky. Take care and watch! Don't hit a tree or steeple top as we zoom by!” So they both did as Santa said, though still, they'd be a...

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Categories: offs, christmas, funny, write,
Form: Quatrain



Premium Member best to give show offs a little privacy
the elf hung upside down from an elm tree his round emerald eyes staring at me tried to get attention by yelping “whee!” some others stared with weird curiosity I ignored him and I think that you will agree it is best to give show-offs a little privacy anyway this technique has always worked for me lively elf is still hanging down...

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Categories: offs, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member As For 'One-Offs'
Everything today's a 'one-off' I doff my cap ~ my wig comes off...

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Categories: offs, giggle, hair,
Form: Monoku
A Better Tomorrow
I left a job that I had much enjoyed To take a new position with a firm That promised me that I would be employed With higher pay and bonuses each term. The job required traveling to meet With clients and give technical support For product updates; visits I’d repeat Each quarter and then turn in my report. Since Covid I have done...

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Categories: offs, hope, jobs,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Pink Polyester Pants
~~~~~~~~ Pink Polyester Pants ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I really like to ride my bike, outside your porch, hopin' for a glimpse, of you sitting, singing...

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Categories: offs, beauty, best friend, boy,
Form: Light Verse
Cast-Offs
The old TV’s, with bulging backs, Sit huddled with the trash; Their value, precious once, Has somehow vanished in a flash. Discarded flat-screen boxes Languish near what they’ve replaced, A testament to modern times, When cast-offs go to waste. A jumbo flat-screen, I’ve been told, Is one of life’s true perks. For now, I’ll stick with what I have – My old TV still works!...

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Categories: offs, introspection, old, old,
Form: Rhyme
The Ons and Offs of Love
This morning I rose to a somber beginning. I watched a season of my life pass, And beheld the dissipation of sentiment. I despised the junction known and unwelcome, And I tried to discern its meaning. Is it to repudiate love and shared existence? By rejecting the soul’s outcry and mate, And joining the ignorance of the mind? Is it a faint of...

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Categories: offs, lost love, love
Form: Romanticism
Show Offs
Fall days glow as leaves do turn to show off before their fall ends....

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Categories: offs, seasons
Form: Lanterne

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry